masticate

uh yeah, it means "chew". that is the literal definition. this isn't a slang word, you morons.

I'd like to masticate the heads off of all the people who make bad submissions to this site.

by Blurforg March 13, 2004

Mistical

Mysterious,cool,cute and crazy girl.

Mistical is cool.
Mistical rocks.

by Jen March 13, 2005

Mystical Ninja Weed

A hardy new indica/sativa cultivar found primarily in the Greenbrier area of Arkansas. Hardy buds, with saffron-colored threads, are covered in a fine, crystalline powder. Users have reported bizarre philosophical or mystical trains of thought, delusions of grandeur and a strong desire to "hook me up with some of that shit, man."

Man, fuck y'all! Get yo' own weed! You can't have none of this Mystical Ninja Weed.

by Seven Thousand Porcupines November 6, 2007

Mystical twatasaurous

the vag u can never get....

"goddamn i had a dream last night about that mystical twatasaurous..."

by golden shaft July 29, 2009

Mystical Game

Mystical Game are types of games played by mystical gamers. They contain mystical characters with their mystical powers in a mystical land and they are controlled by mystical gamers who often spend multiple hours playing the game.These mystical games often last for 30 mins or more.

Krystin: David, you have been playing that mystical game the entire Saturday. Get off it

David: I have not been playing this mystical game the whole day...

by ShieldOfDeadman September 25, 2013

Mystical fairy crap

White foam that comes out of a stress ball.

Oh no!! Mystical fairy crap got on my hand !!! (Ella):THATS A GOOD THING!!!

by Arianna Tartaglione March 1, 2021

Wise Mystical Tree

If you are over 25 and have a computer this game is a must have!

My girfriend: I’m coming over, you better not be a wise mystical tree when I get over there
My stupid ass:

by Jack the Weirdo Thing September 30, 2022