Wise Mystical Tree

If you are over 25 and own a computer, this game is a must-have!

Bruh wtf up with that wise mystical tree bruh nahhhh

by Quasar_BBX October 13, 2022

Musticles

to have muscles in your nuts

John took off his clothes and i saw his testicles... he had musticles

by AssAids69 October 3, 2012

The Mystic Pony

Slang term for doing meth.

Me: "Hey Dave. Are you riding the mystic pony?"
Dave: "AAAAAAAA;SLHDG;ALSDKJGA;SDLGKJADS;FLKJASDF;LKSJ"

by sscheib March 4, 2011

half mastin

The act of having sex without a full erection. Usually occurs when one is conciously grossed out by the person he is having sex with, but engaging her in sexual intercourse anyway just for the sake of busting a nut or due to sheer boredom. Almost always is sensationaless and unsatisfying, and prevalence almost always increases when drugs and alchohol are involved.

"Yo you fuck that bitch last night"?
"Yea, it was awful though, she was so doggish I was half mastin but I went through with it anyway cuz I'm a trooper."

by c slappa March 29, 2010

Matic

Matic is a common male name in Slovenia. He is intelligent, with a big brilliant heart and great personality. He's truly a very special guy. Incredibly handsome, very talented and has a deep interest in sports. He'll change your world to make it better. He’ll always be there for you when you need him. He also has the ability to make everyone around him smile, he has a addictive humour. He may not always show his love but believe me he is a super loving and caring person. He fights for his loved ones and is very family oriented.He might not think he's worthy of the world, but truth to be told, he deserves much more, he deserves the universe

Matic is a great guy.
His name is Matic.

by thankful loving sister December 30, 2018

mastacating

THIS IS A REAL WORD! It means to chew your food.

Mom: Son, you have another phone call. Do you want me too tell them your eating diner?
Son: Yeah just tell them I'm mastacating! They'll deffinatley stop calling

by Nicole Morrow September 25, 2005

half masting

when your pooping and realize your out of t.p. and have to waddle with your pants around your ankles or knees to go to the hallway closet to get more toilet paper.

my mom spotted me half masting and damn it was embarrasing

by vloky July 1, 2004