masterbanating

1) Verb: To masturbate using an emptied banana peel.

Guy 1: "Dude, we were eating lunch and Tom started talking about masterbanating."
Guy 2: "That's fucked up."

Guy 1: "Yeah, he said he microwaved it beforehand."

by dsdude September 11, 2009

Masterbaiting

When you touch your own dick male to arouse yourself and jack off harddd ;))

When you finger your own pussy female to jack off hardd ;)))

I JACKED OFF BY MASTERBAITING MYSELF IN THE DICK, IT FELT SO GOOD. ;))

by ahh, harder daddy. ;)) March 17, 2020

Masterbaiting

A term a pedo uses when hunting under age women. Aka Jail Baiting. These people usually troll on chat-avenue hoping one crosses their path. They also drive big white vans with tinted windows around schools.

1: I went to masterbait at the mall today but the security guards caught me and kicked me out.
2: I caught my Grandpa masterbaiting and masturbating at the same time, so I reported him to Adult Protective Services.

by DEFT7S July 1, 2011

masterbanker

A male who makes a living off selling his semen to a sperm bank.

Dude, that masterbanker makes $70,000 a year for wanking it and donating his junk.

by Josh-Lizzle July 16, 2008

masterbash

The punch/beat your dick sensless until you proceed to cum

Nick : Yo Did you hear matt went to the hospital because he masterbashed to hard......

Neil : Shit man

by The H1N1 V1ru5 March 13, 2010

masterbaconing

The act of one pleasuring themselves in a sexual manner while viewing Kevin Bacon's various cinematic performances or just looking at a photograph of him, or even just thinking about him. Usually this involves popcorn due to the cinematic nature of the pleasuring. Some people find themselves attracted to Kevin Bacon, while others find him somewhat creepy and repulsive. Kevin Bacon can be viewed however you would like to view him; either while masterbaconing or while pretending to gag yourself in disgust. Often after masterbaconing one will start playing the game The Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon.

I went over to Susie's house yesterday after school, the movie Wild Things was on and it was the shower scene with Kevin Bacon, and she was totally masterbaconing.

by m95m January 27, 2012

Masterbaker

Well you could catch these types of people masterbaking pretty much anytime! As soon as you leave the room, when you nap, or when you get out of the shower you'll probably find these addicts masterbaking all over your personal things.. It gets tiring when all you want is to give your poor stomache a break. But with a masterbaker in the home. Nothing else is getting done!

My fiancee is addicted to masterbaking. He won't stop doing it! He makes such a mess and then just goes and masterbakes some more.

I mean, whatever he makes tastes delicious, but that's not the point.

In my opinion, he's the best masterbaker I've ever known :)

by The Bears! April 4, 2017