n. title given to he who can masturbate and feel no shame, whose penis' texture is like leather, predict his exact point of ejaculation, can get it under 30 seconds, does not break a sweat, and will occaisionally yawn while doing it
Jody thought Jacob was the true MASTERbater when she caught him masturbating and pressing a pair of slacks while talking on the phone selling timeshares in Florida.
by Jupiter Armstrong April 17, 2004
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"Little Billy is the master of masterbatory scheming, his parents thinks he likes being clean and showers five times a day"
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Dude to friend at work: Check out this maskerbater..she's buying 40 tins of cat food
Dude at work: yea she comes in every day to buy that many...just yesterday I saw her hiss at a man without a mask
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by Surazal February 1, 2004
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by hgfhs August 12, 2005
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Dude 1: Look that guy is sitting there by himself with the look of extreme pleasure in his face. He's also making weird noises too.
Dude 2: He's a masterbator he's able to masturbate with his mind.
Yak: That's right I am a 3rd degree blackbelt masterbator. No need for women or porn and no getting cockblocked. And look no hands! hahaha.
Dude 2: He's a masterbator he's able to masturbate with his mind.
Yak: That's right I am a 3rd degree blackbelt masterbator. No need for women or porn and no getting cockblocked. And look no hands! hahaha.
by DickDonalds1/4pounder December 16, 2009
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