buttular massage

to have ones butthole massaged using fingers with little to no penetration.

I had myself a grade "a" buttular massage.

Brad says to Angelina " Baby I'm craving a buttular massage"
Angelina says "call George!"

by maestra November 15, 2012

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massage boner

A massage boner in an uncontrollable erection you get on the massage table if anything or anyone comes even close to your junk. It's unavoidable and potentially embarrassing when this happens, especially if the massage is done by a dude.

Robin: Was so embarrassed last night.
Reg: Why ?
Robin: Man, I went for a massage and it was a dude. Couldn't help getting the hugest massage boner when he rubbed my thighs and his elbow brushed my junk. Wouldn't settle down for 10 minutes.
Reg: Did he finish it off?
Robin: Hell no.

by Paastastic7 June 13, 2013

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Bass massage

When the bass from your sub is so hard that you are getting a massage from it.

I put on dat Gucci and turned dat shit up all da way and dropped out while i got my bass massage.

Turn up da bass i need to relax with a nice bass massage.

by Adioham February 26, 2010

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text massage

When one gets a text message when their phone is on vibrate. The phone vibrates and creates a massaging feeling in ones thigh, creating pleasure to the recipient.

Job interviever: what do you think you can offer to the company?
Ryan: uhhh.... ahhhhhhhhhhhhh
Narrarator: Ryan cannot control his emotions during his interview due to his receiving of a "text massage".

by Ryan J G February 26, 2006

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