Mastabatory System

The hands and genitals of ones body.

"Theirs no point in buying anymore porn, my Mastabatory System is down atm"

"God damn, I broke my arm and I just subscribe to this new pron site"

"I don't need you! My Mastabatory System works better by myself anyways."

by kingkong1212 April 6, 2009

masala daddy

A PIMP of indian standards dat provides how ever much he desires upon his ladkis, Not to be confused withe the Sugar daddy dat is widely popular in America. Masala daddies are known to be notoriously cheap, many question why would the girl remain under the constant care n watch of a masala daddy?, the answer is that the daddy is so stud n god like to the ladki she wants to stay wit him no matter how much he gives, be it 1 quarter or 2 quarters!

(masala daddy): here baby girl daddy gots u 2 shiny quarters!
(Ladki) oh thank u daddy!
(masala daddy) umm yea ima need change back for dat yo!

by RavivaR June 23, 2010

Chicken Tikka Masala

Chicken Tikka Masala - "Indian" dish invented by white people, for white people; usually likes to hang out at buffets and sometimes mistakenly ends up on an Indian's plate. To prepare, take some lukewarm water, pour in curry powder and chicken, and stir/blend continuously until all ingredients are dissolved. Add red food coloring if desired. Salt is optional. Serve lukewarm.

Alternate pronunciations: "chicken teekee masala", chicken tikh hai masala", "This shit is SPICY!!!", or "DAMN that's some good teekee CURRY y'all!!"

Waiter at Indian restaurant: "What would you like to order?"
White person: "Is that even a question?! Chicken tikki masala! I heard it's the best here!"
Waiter: "You mean the chicken tikka masala?"
White person: "Yeah, that's what I said!"
Waiter: sigh... "coming right up..."

by bubba666 August 24, 2012

masagantuan

A cross between massive and gargantuan, however more immense than both.

DUDE that joint is masagantuan!

by Arsonomega June 19, 2007

Macabation

When a person cannot take their hands off their new iMac or Apple Mac based product. It's almost as if they are chronic public masturbators only difference is they jack off over technology.

I got my MacBook Pro Sunday night and I haven't been anywhere near social. I've been all alone in my room with the door closed with my computer practicing Macabation.

by filmzillz May 21, 2012

matabalism

The shape of somthing

What is matabalism? Shape

by The Oxford dictionary associat February 2, 2018

masaratsu

the coolest person ever to exist ever in all the time of the earth creation
big thighs (rated 6/10 by a thigh connoisseur, which is actually good), i can talk and stuff.

bruh dude: masaratsu is cool
masaratsu: yeah, ik, ty man

by masaratsu October 4, 2020