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manwich

The act of smearing mayonnaise all over one's body and then proceeding to have turkey(specifically lunch meat) strategiccally placed on your body. After this is complete another person dabbles in the act of eating the turkey slowly off of your body. The rapidness of the eating depends on how hungry the person is.
Jim performed the manwich with George last year in Florida after a long practice.
by Nick May 13, 2005
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manwich

a sandwich of hormonic teens getting down and dirty with male donkeys.
now a popular sport in boarding schools and i should know!
by Gumpy May 24, 2003
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manwich

(noun) One man trapped in the middle of two other men showing their manginas.

(verb) To trap someone between you and another man while the both of you show the person in the middle your manginas. Synchronized dancing while doing it can also be added.
(noun) I was trapped in a manwich by two drunk guys.

(verb) Hey, let's manwich the only guy who is trying to help the super drunk guy. **notation - The other person to administer the manwich is the super drunk guy that was being helped b/c he drank too much**
by Hymans Seafood October 18, 2008
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manwich

A word describing the awkward situation where a a straight man is located, trapped, boxed in between 2 gay guys.
See that group of guys over there, that's a manwich.
by The mysterious beaver April 8, 2011
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noodle manwich

a noodle sandwich with multiple extra fillings such as ham, cheese, burgers, onions, lettuce etc.
dude! that's one massive noodle manwich!

I'd like to order a noodle manwich with extra cheese
by ratminandpesh May 16, 2010
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manwich

A sandwich prepared by a woman (ie. the way it should be). This sandwich is then consumed by a male, therefore making him feel like the man he deserves to be.
Woman: "Want a sandwich, honey?"
Man: "Only if you make it! I need a damn good manwich right now!"
by lololftw March 17, 2010
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Baked manwich

when a guy farts in someones face and than gets his salad tossed, refers to homosexuals
That fag had a baked manwich for dinner.
by Ricky March 5, 2003
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