Macintard

A person who believes that Apple Inc. is the be-all and end-all of computer-related technology; one who refuses to acknowledge the fact that Apple products are still imperfect despite their slightly more friendly user interface.

John: Greg just lied to my face and told me that his new iPad had Flash support.

Matt: Yesterday he told me that the only version of Microsoft Office he would use is the one installed on his iMac.

John: What a Macintard.

by McDBHS February 28, 2011

maeci

a girl that is a badass

maeci is such a badass

by unicorn nuts January 30, 2017

Macie

Pretty. She is the prettiest person you have ever seen. All the boys follow her and want her. Some girls are very jealous. She is smart, funny, an has a lot of friends.

Boy 1: I'm gonna go talk to Macie
Boy 2: No I am
Boy 3: No I am!!

by Lleneash September 16, 2013

maciek

A polish man that lives in England with no passport!

Hi Maciek where is your passport.

by ghhhhhhhp June 7, 2014

Big Maccing

To fart on someone and sit on their face

Oh I just Big Macd this guy named Tyrone yesterday, he sucked my willy and shat on my chest, I love Big Maccing people

by Willy03 February 12, 2022

macie

The exact definition of a beautiful, talented, lover and fighter. She will kick your ass to keep you going for your own good, and then she'll hug you and give you a bandaid and say "good job!". She will motivate you to be a better person, because she is that great of a person. She will make every girl jealous with her beauty and make every guy jealous who doesn't have her. Her ass is phenomenal. She can turn your worst day into the best just by her precense. She is the best friend you could ever ask for.

Damn, that macie is fine as hell.

Look at that ass!

by Bobbie.Lynn.123 October 20, 2012

macinally

a word for strange males who put there toe in there belly button to recieve a form of sexual pleasure ,known to be like an orgasm.

"oh my god hes macinallying!"

by CH77 June 18, 2009