maxbooncito

an unbelievably good instgram account dedicated to beans. mostly used to refer to someone who's beansexual and addicted to beans

person 1: dude, why are you putting your dick in a can of beans?
person 2: yeah, sorry, you weren't ment to see that
person 1: are you a maxbooncito or something?

by beansinmypants October 2, 2019

manpoon

equivalent to using the word poon in a sentence, it refers to the male genitalia.

Jess: That dude is hot.
Joan: I would so tap that manpoon.

by jbonbon September 30, 2008

Manpoon

It is when a man has the squirts or loose stools and needs to use some roll toilet paper like a tampoon to catch or absorb shit. It avoids a man to have shit streaks on his underwear.

Man I need to go to the bathroom to get a manpoon or my girlfriend will think that I shit myself.

by JBCE July 20, 2008

Manboose

A person who thinks they are better than someone at a certain hobbie, sport, game, stunt or activity can be anything that can be performed or demonstrated in some way.

Derives from 'A man who Boasts' -Manboose

James, what was that about how I would not beat you in this race? how do you like that Manboose?

by Castersixtyyyyyy9 September 8, 2010

Manboobed

The act of inappropriately flashing one's manboobs at random people whether in person or photos.

I can't believe he just manboobed me.

by Asten Renur November 7, 2021

crab mangoon

A circle jerk where everyone cries at the end. ♋

I thought our circle jerk was gonna be a good time but it turned into a crab mangoon.

by NotAGinger50 July 10, 2021

mansoon

When a guy's ejaculation is so strong, it blows over the girl's face with hurricane force winds.

My girlfriend was begging me to spew, so I gave her a mighty mansoon!

by PorkNPussy February 3, 2015