Mainland high school

Mainland is an actual gate way to hell. Known for many rumors and yes there all true. Such as sneaking into the bathrooms to have sex, and drug deals right in your second period. All money is spent on sports good luck for the art teachers supporting their star students with actual skills. A school full of dirty, perverted, and asshole teachers. Your saftey in the school doesn't matter either. Kids will beat you till your blind or throw firecrackers at you. The most disrespectful people you'll ever meet. But you'll make plenty of friends to do drugs with. Plenty of drama to keep you going. You wanna go where no one cares if you succeed go to mainland. But this definitely needed an update I'm positive if you asked any student if they wanted to be there they'd ignore your or say hell no.

Guy 1: Where do I go if I need hoes and depression.
Guy 2: Dude you should come to mainland high school I got five girls, bad grades and a GPA lower than my dick size.
Girl 1: yeah but..
Guy 1 :stfu thot!

by MagicbutterMagic92749 August 19, 2019

mailman

When you move the the passenger seat while driving and masturbate, extra points for getting it out the window.

"Whoa! Did you see that guy doing the mailman!?"

"Yeah, nice distance!"

by Gabe K March 2, 2009

The Alaskan Mailman

When you take viagra, stick your dick in the freezer to make it cold, and start suprise fucking while yelling "mails here!"

My bf tried doing "The Alaskan Mailman" but he left his dick in for to long and got frostbite.

by HesitantBubble July 19, 2021

My Main Man Derek

legit my main man derek

yo, it's my main man Derek!

by Xocrone May 11, 2020

Main Man

(See: Main Bitch)

main man
n. Not a husband, not a boyfriend, but very close to a main squeeze. Usually the favorite dude/dicks used of several.

"Is that your husband, your boyfriend, or just your main man?"

by HansenYerPantSon January 17, 2015

Mainlander

Used to discribe someone who is from mainland Australia. Used by people who live on the island of Tasmania.

John: I can’t believe your a Mainlander

by The light blue caterpie September 9, 2018

the mailman

A daring sexual act involving a moving vehicle. Much like "road-head", the receiver sits in the seat while the deliverer pleases him orally. The only difference is that the receiver is in the passenger seat, reaching over to steer the vehicle (much like a mailman on the job).

"We drove down to the Kenny Chesney concert, and on the way back i almost ran us into a semi while my gal was giving me The Mailman. The other people in the carpool were frightened"

by moopsaur December 23, 2013