big matteo

A man that is very sexy and has a large dick

Wow I wish I was with big Matteo

by Matt mojsej August 23, 2017

Mateo

awesome person who will soon be famous so look out, and loves Selena Gomez

"i wish i was Mateo"

by jew-fro April 24, 2009

Mateo Rodriguez

one of the best and most funniest friends you could ever have or ask for

“dude you are a complete Mateo Rodriguez

by CheekyBastrd88 May 17, 2021

Matheo

A Matheo is a type of person who is obsessed with soccer and will never not think about it. He is also the type of person who is funny, in a weird or dumb way. Matheo is also someone who you share lots of memories with.

Remember when we played soccer with Matheo.

by Mittens January 27, 2018

Dirty Mateo

A guy named Mateo that is really dirty and doesn't take a shower for a year.. but the girls still love him though!!

Girl: I love Mateo!!

Boy: that kid?!! He very dirty you know..

Girl: I don't care.. I STILL LOVE DIRTY MATEO

by DIRTY MATEO FOR LIFE September 30, 2016

Matteo Madrid

An insatiable song writer, with a knack for speaking unspoken words of truth....

" Oh look at this guy trying to act like a matteo madrid, what a joke. "

by paulina kolaski March 17, 2009

Matteo

A gorgeaus boy , if you know a Matteo you are the luckiest person alive and should hold onto him forever! Usually is great at sports and is very intelligent , usually has a big DICK! And all the girls want him , usually goes well with a Shauna , Melissa , Kate or Emma , Italian word meaning gift or god , I'm sure you can see why by his beauty !!

Matteo means gift or god

by Asfurban567 December 14, 2017