Mahdi is a terrorist. Stay away from him. He also has a very small penis. He is short, chubby and has no friends.
CNN reporter: weve just gotta report that a plane had just hit the world trade center. Chief of the CIA claim that the attack is caused by a boy named mahdi. Laugh my butt off he has such a small penis
by yas.kil17 May 8, 2018
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by Mahdi_nabz March 22, 2022
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A rare yet strangely common psychological condition where the afflicted individual, often while deep in spiritual overdrive or post-YouTube rabbit hole, becomes absolutely convinced that they are the long-awaited Mahdi — the chosen one who will bring justice, destroy the Dajjal, and probably fix your Wi-Fi too.
A rare yet strangely common psychological condition where the afflicted individual, often while deep in spiritual overdrive or post-YouTube rabbit hole, becomes absolutely convinced that they are the long-awaited Mahdi — the chosen one who will bring justice, destroy the Dajjal, and probably fix your Wi-Fi too.
"Bro, I thought he was chill until he said he’s the Mahdi and started rearranging the furniture for prayer angles. Classic Mahdi Schizophrenia."
by HC789789 April 30, 2025
Get the Mahdi Schizophrenia mug.Mahdi is a nice guy he either is 6.0 tall with a big penis or 5.2 with a small one, he is shy when meeting new people and is always cold asf when there are tough guys around him that he doesn't know. He doesn't talk first to girls, but if they talk to him he will talk back. He also isn't so build but is still very strong.
by Mahdmoud Syria November 22, 2021
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