

by That_GuyOG August 22, 2024

This is a non-human creature that is very dangerous but also an idiot. He likes biting people A LOOTT
by MahdiMahdiMahmouuuudddd April 26, 2020

A self proclaimed terrorist. Screams “FOR ALLAH” when running up to people. Will rape your dog and your newborn. Shoots up schools for fun and sometimes for a competitive sport. That is Mahdi.
That Mahdi took out Martin Luther King
by Kalzon November 22, 2021

Mahdi is a terrorist. Stay away from him. He also has a very small penis. He is short, chubby and has no friends.
CNN reporter: weve just gotta report that a plane had just hit the world trade center. Chief of the CIA claim that the attack is caused by a boy named mahdi. Laugh my butt off he has such a small penis
by yas.kil17 May 8, 2018

ˈmä-dē ˌskit-sō-ˈfrē-nē-ə (noun):
A rare yet strangely common psychological condition where the afflicted individual, often while deep in spiritual overdrive or post-YouTube rabbit hole, becomes absolutely convinced that they are the long-awaited Mahdi — the chosen one who will bring justice, destroy the Dajjal, and probably fix your Wi-Fi too.
A rare yet strangely common psychological condition where the afflicted individual, often while deep in spiritual overdrive or post-YouTube rabbit hole, becomes absolutely convinced that they are the long-awaited Mahdi — the chosen one who will bring justice, destroy the Dajjal, and probably fix your Wi-Fi too.
"Bro, I thought he was chill until he said he’s the Mahdi and started rearranging the furniture for prayer angles. Classic Mahdi Schizophrenia."
by HC789789 April 30, 2025
