Manatee High School Football Team

Dogshit football team, home of the Manatee High school hurricanes.

Kev: Hey Jack, did you watch the Manatee High School Football Team game on Friday?

Jack: Yeah, they’re Dogshit. I’m pretty sure JV did better on Thursday.

by ManteeHigh September 22, 2021

Urban Manatee

An obese or morbidly obese person that you might see walking outside. These creatures tend to be elusive and by themselves, making them exceptionally rare in outdoor situations, but can be seen congregating at buffet lines and Cinnabon stores. They are easily distinguishable by their camouflaging characteristics of having regular buttocks and frontal buttocks as well as frontal and rear breast flaps as to confuse people of exactly which direction they are moving.

Holy crap, you would have dented your car if you hit that Urban Manatee.

Man, they had nothing left at the lunch line. The Urban Manatee ate it all.

by Aoitenshi May 1, 2011

Manatee Matriarch

A "Manatee Matriarch" is the dominant fat bitch, amongst a group or heard of grotesque obese women. This dominant land walking sea cow is usually the most socially developed and least shy to do ridiculous things. It is important to identify the "Manatee Matriarch" when taunting a group of fat bitches, for the "Manatee Matriarch" is the most likely candidate to thump you to the ground, should she manage to catch you.

"Don't piss off that bitch, she's the manatee matriarch".
"Look at that heard of land walking sea cows! Led by the manatee matriarch".

by The Crimson Adder July 7, 2009

Manatee kisses

The act of kissing someone like a large sea cow whilst flipping arms and making whale sounds.

Someone: Hey Rylie let me give you some manatee kisses on your wenis!

Rylie: Go die

(flippers) EEEEAASDDDDHHHHHAAAAA KISS!!!!

Rylie: Your a fart sack

by manatwo July 23, 2009

manatee

1. a blubbery mass that resembles the sea going creature under the same name.

2. also see: gayrab.

3. also see: keyboardracer.

4. a blowhard that attempts skateboard in swimming pools. also known to complain about every skatepark built pool or bowl. known to whine when in the presence of all waterfalls. typically can't climb out of any shallow end unless stairs are built in.

Mike: Cripes! Did you see Gayrab the other day at the race?

Chris: Get out! He actually showed up to a race?

Mike: Yes! I couldn't believe it. The manatee will never stand on the podium. He talks so much b.s. but he can't ever backup anything. It's a wonder he's not locked up as a 5150 case. What a nutjob.

Chris: You are 100% correct. Why, just the other day, he was up to his usual troll activity on my website forum again.

Both: What a flamer.

by Dethbocks February 21, 2005

manateed

When Ones Face Is Smashed In, Or In The Process Of Getting Smashed In. ex: cs, against the glass as children watch helplessly.

Damn bitch got his face manateed. 2:The manatee effect left this huge scar on my face. As seen in the youtube video search (manatee squash)

by Andizzzzzle January 9, 2008

Manatee joke

a joke format popularized by Family Guy... usually involves little or tangential connection to the plot, and includes two or three unrelated references put together into an irreverent mini-scene. South Park's parody of Family Guy suggested that the show is written by manatees pushing around floating colored balls with cultural references written on them.

Peter Griffin: "this is worse than when Fonzie jumped his motorcycle over Kevin James"

TV Viewer: "that was a total manatee joke"

by murraythandman December 19, 2016