by Bill Weiss January 03, 2008
The Spanish Mackerel is a self defence move where the victim ducks down, grips the attacker’s balls as if he were milking a cow. While gripping tightly at the top of the ball bag, the victim starts to twist the ball bag. Once a slow but firm twist is established the attacker will hold their breath, at this point a fast additional turn will make the attacker scream like a spanish mackerel. This is a quick movement, in total may take up to 2 seconds although needs to be precise. Practice on a stocking with a boiled egg in it is recommended. True Spanish Mackerel Masters referee to as “Spankels” have been studying the art since birth although the basics can be learnt after a days practice.
Person 1: Give me all of your money!
Person 2: Touch me and I’ll give you a Spanish Mackerel.
Person 1: Please Sir, I’m extremely sorry. Can you please find forgiveness as my balls cannot handle another Macky.
Person 2: Touch me and I’ll give you a Spanish Mackerel.
Person 1: Please Sir, I’m extremely sorry. Can you please find forgiveness as my balls cannot handle another Macky.
by FishyCombat69 January 17, 2019
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by Haggi baby May 13, 2018
The last dance of the evening where a lady has removed her knickers beforehand to provide easy access in the event of scoring
Candice "There was a very savoury aroma in the club last night"
Susan "Oh, yes, I was doing the Mackerel Tango with Steve but he was having none of it"
Susan "Oh, yes, I was doing the Mackerel Tango with Steve but he was having none of it"
by laurab193 May 08, 2011
The southern most front facing orifice of a woman. The vagina. The tuna canoe. The haddock hidey hatch. The pink. The front bum.
by Jaybibz October 09, 2022
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