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My Ems<3 (aka best girlfriend ever)

Now this person Emily is the most sweetest person in the world. She's the most amazing girlfriend in the history of girlfriends and if you disagree go cry a river xx
My Ems<3 (aka best girlfriend ever)
by Cait.xo7 May 14, 2022
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My GirlFriend the best one

She is just a girlfriend I could never not have, if I didn't have her my life can only be described as shit. She will never not be able to make you happy, she is caring, intelligent and really fucking hot. If your ever lucky enough to have her you need to treat her like a goddess.
by Grodder January 13, 2023
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best of my knowledge

When someone is asked a question, but doesn't want to reveal the truth. Therefore reverts back to the common bullshit answer of to the "best of my knowledge". This phrase was made famous by Michael Jackson's doctor on Larry King
"Larry King: Are you the father?"

"Michael Jackson's Doctor: To the best of my knowledge...no?"
by walsh whale July 16, 2009
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the best day of my life

The day in your life where the best possible thing could happen to you, so good, nothing better could ever happen to you
Comercial Guy: "i won an X-Box 360, this is the best day of my life!!!"
by Not a Joo September 21, 2005
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My school is the best.

What every highschool-aged student seems to think of their school, based on the posts on this website.

A phrase that is casually thrown out without any thought on the subject. However, it could become obsolete if these people realized that their highschool is most likely the only one they have ever gone to and will ever go to, unless they move, and therefore they have no real basis of comparison aside from certain regional academic competitions.
About these competitions, a little birdie told me that they actually don't matter in the real world. It's a funny thing, really. Sure, you might be a smart kid, but that blue ribbon from the science fair probably isn't going to turn into a Nobel Prize.

The truth is, no school is actually "the best." This may be hard for some readers to swallow, but I'm sure they'll cope somehow.

After all, it's not the school that necessarily determines the level of intellectual thought that goes on within the average student, but the student itself. In the words of the great philosopher Barack Obama, "You can't put lipstick on a pig."

Anybody can convince a moron that he or she is intelligent.
Kid: My school is the best.

Rational individual: ...
by Pseudothefaker July 10, 2010
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The complete package of alpha dog. Anytime someone asks you if you can do something hard—hit them up with this punch-line. Your peers will know what the fuck is up.
Stephanie: “Hey, Jordan you big Jew-nosed, egorgian bitch, can you even bench 100 pounds.”

Jordan: “Urghhh. I don’t know.”

Stephanie: “What about you, Dalton?”

Dalton: “Sure, Baby, My Kung Fu Is Best.”

Dalton proceeds to bench 300 pounds since those with kung fu that is best can do such acts
by DarkClent31 June 26, 2019
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my uncle is making the best pizza

brutally loving dough and uncle absolutely smashing the f out of the dough
My uncle is making the best pizza
he loves it too much
by Daquavious Daquan the third September 6, 2023
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