Musician Standard Time (MST)

The time that all musicians keep to that make them function on a different timezone than other people : dinner at two am (after their gigs) go to bed at three am wake up after noon and have lunch at four pm. Repeat cycle.

The timezone that Musician WAGs have to adapt to in order to ever be able to spend some time with their boyfriends.

Best Friend: So why were you still online at two am?
Musician WAG: Oh, I was waiting for John to come over, you know how he is with his Musician Standard Time (MST)

Musician: Baby, I'll call you tonight ok?
Girl: Normal time or MST?

by Musician WAG November 23, 2009

bully a fnf musician day

24th of january, the day of bullying fnf musicians for making ass music and sidechaining in the worst possible way ever

bully a fnf musician day use in a snetncene: "fuck you, vagina's your sidechain"

by w6rsaw January 24, 2022

condescending, self-regarding, celebrity-in-the-making musician act

An extremely annoying but relatively common theatrical routine performed by certain types of local hipster musicians that seems to come easily, requiring little rehearsal in advance. While all creative people are understandably prone to a certain degree of self-absorption, these individuals are forever engaged in obnoxious self-promotion campaigns, celebrating their musical endeavors in a manner designed to give the impression that they are infinitely more successful, talented, and adored than the everyday, basically unknown “artist.” Recurring themes include: stating that they could—but won’t—drop names (and then dropping them), backhandedly complimenting your own efforts (with a smirk), and offering to do everyone a favor by playing their latest “demo” at parties. As with all such routines, the ‘condescending, self-regarding, celebrity-in-the-making musician act’ is nothing more than a sad attempt at obscuring the truth (which is that they have cushy but unfulfilling day jobs), as well as an opportunity to wear those gay fedoras.

Dude #1: Are you going to Dan's tonight?

Dude #2: I’ll pass. I need a break from his condescending, self-regarding, celebrity-in-the-making musician act.

by Look at me! I'm a vegan! Yay! June 1, 2011

Musician Fish Face

MFF — for short. Used to describe a musician’s face when practicing or playing, looks much like a fish.🐟

Void of facial expressions when ultra concentrated. Can be cured with by relaxing and actually having fun with the piece instead of being scared to make a mistake every measure.

Dude, James has a such a musician fish face. He must be nervous.

by illBbach December 3, 2024

Jazz Musician

A person who puts a $500 horn in their $500 car, and drives 50 to play at a concert that charges $5 per ticket

Jazz musicians are poor

by MOSASAURUS IS NOT A DINOSAUR February 27, 2021

Platonic musician crush

A non-Romantic desire to have a relationship with a musician that would allow you to see them (or their band) live any time for free

P1: Oh my god, I just saw Sum 41 live and I’m pretty sure I’m in love with Deryck whibley!
P2: are you sure your in love with him, or is it just a platonic musician crush?

by Skumfuk4ever August 14, 2022

Musician

1. A crazy person
2. A person with serious commitment issues(ie. Too much commitment)
3.diary burner, social chameleon, flamboyant chaos magnet, also nervous introvert

Only a friend of a musician or a musician would understand these definitions. Lol

by Gay&loveWomen May 27, 2022