soccer moms

female mothers, sometimes single, that haul their little tykes around to soccer practice or games; vehicles they drive range from big ass gas hogging SUV's to mini vans with a soccer sticker placed near the back window; usually upper middle class cake eating assholes

The soccer mom gave me the "evil eye" after I clearly stated loudly, soccer should have stayed in Europe.

by gabe July 6, 2003

Dance Moms

A show on Lifetime about Miss Abby, The moms and The girls. Don't forget Cathy. She likes to make fights and she progressively grows older and more annoying.

Jaz: I want to go watch dance moms. What channel is it on?
Sonia: Its on Lifetime

by Labi June 18, 2013

Soccer moms

The stupid ass moms in america who preach about global warming because of huge vehicles being driven then they leave in their H2 Hummer to go get their spoiled bratty ass 'angels' from school to bring them to their after school shit and get groceries then go to their PTA meetings to chat about how they can 'make the world safer' for their overprotected children. They are obsessed with safety, censorship, and their children will never be able to survive in the real world alone because they won't know what to expect in life. These moms love to make other people miserable by telling them what to do when children are present and they act like children will forever be children and never become adults. They parent so that their kids will grow up to be christian 40 year old virgins listening to Bach and Kidz Bop and watching Barney and Telletubbies. They are the reason everything has censorship, saftey things that can't be turned off because a child MIGHT JUST MIGHT sit in the back of my screaming metal deathtrap.
Everything rated pg-13 and over, cars with t-tops, convertibles, loud engines, go fast are sinful. Music not sung by children or is not about fairy tales is the Devil. They made the government change the law so that kids have to sit in a car seat strapped down like they are in a roller coaster until they are so tall when when i was little, we could stand up in the front seat. Fucking Soccer moms took the fun, risks, and thrills out of childhood and they made our children into pussy wimps.

I drive a red rice-burning t-top firebird, listen to heavy metal, am learning German, drive fast and good, hate fast food, watch porn and violent movies, do not shelter children, and i am street smart: I am the definition of a soccer moms nightmarish encounter.

by Deutsch Thespian January 17, 2008

Hot Moms in Your Area

Porn site ad that pretends like there are hot women in your area wanting to have sex with you.

Person1: *masturbating to porn*
Porn Site Ad: Hot Moms in your AREA! Get ready to FUCK.

by akselly March 12, 2021

i was at your moms house

an answer to any question involving "where".

<bob> where were you last night?

<rick> i was at your moms house

<bob> ok

by soccer dude May 18, 2006

dance moms fandom

A Fan Domain ruled by the best of people sharing, fanfics, forums, edits, and just their love for the girls on Lifetimes Dance Moms!

OMG! I have just entered the Dance Moms Fandom! This is the best place ever! There is millions of edits of all of the girls, Brooke, Chloe, Kendall, Kenzie, Maddie, Nia and Paige!

The Dance Moms fandom doesn't take SHIT from haters.

Don't talk about the girls on dance moms badly! The dance moms fandom will tear you apart.

by Perffseven.ig15 February 19, 2014

moms for liberty

M4L is simply a tennis-skirt brigade of bored, unintelligent housewives who have branded their ignorance and bigotry as defending children from imaginary threats.

Moms for Liberty (M4L) is speaking at the school board meeting to complain about their kids having to look at photos of brown people in their textbooks. They may also bring up the lack of "white bread" served in the cafeteria--it's an abomination.

by sosmartypants May 7, 2023