Throw short people month

During the month of October, you may throw any short person, 5’6 or under, as far as you want whenever you want. Have funnn

Hey! It’s throw short people month! Let’s go throw some

by Hands babab October 20, 2020

FUPA awerness month

the month of march is fupa awerness month because it right at the end of the winter before beach season where the FUPA is no longer hidden

dude: "karli did you know that march is FUPA awerness month you should really do something about that."

by brickface444 December 30, 2010

Roast Purch Month

The month of April is the one month of the year you roast the shit out of perch

Perch is the name, hating minorities is the game....

O shit did Roast Purch month start?

by Purch April 18, 2019

no pants month

April 2020: COVID-19 Shelter In Place. Nuff said.

Ted: Yo, how is your work from home policy working for you?

Chris: No Pants Month. Digging it. Avoiding the boomer remover and the wife is staying COVIDgilent. Molly and I may actually work on some corona boomers. Wish me luck.

by the comand'r March 21, 2020

corporate month

An annual month-long fundraising campaign taking place in June wherein the wealthiest corporations protect themselves with rainbow camouflage.

Financial Advisor: Sir, we're down in funds this quarter. What are we going to do?
CEO: We'll be fine. Corporate month is right around the corner.

by bin laden's anus April 17, 2023

White Month

Any month selected by an individual or group during which no alcohol is injested by said individual or group. This can be done for a number of reasons including detoxing your system, being able to remember where you live, or even trying to solve your own raging alcoholism. But most white months end up being just a few days.

After that three day bender, I really should take a white month... right after this drink.

by Mark likes booze December 9, 2008

Boner of the Month

A way of expressing that a woman is exceptionally attractive. Boner of the month is a deceiving name because more than one woman can receive the distingushed honor in any given month. Also, the honor is not limited by the number of months in a planet's year.

Did you see Elaine? Boner of the Month!

by Jay Knockers April 6, 2008