Minecraft 

A Java based game that just kick ass. People who play it just keep digging all the day in a marvelous world. This game is made for real gamers, since it requires the same graphic card than Modern Warfare 2, and even. Of course, when you face a so visually great game, you immediatly get addicted. Minecraft is genious!

Joseph : Hey bro why aren't you getting you ass out sometimes instead of playing that gey Minecraft crap?!
Anatole :Fine, just let me dig myself out..

Minecraft by Arteymis November 5, 2010

minecraft 

A code word for the illegal but hopefully soon to be decriminalized drug marijuana. Minecraft which is a video game, relates to weed in a earthy way.

"DUDE! After school wanna go play some minecraft?!"

minecraft by Acerocks76 December 24, 2013

Minecraft 

A game with simple graphics and fun free roam created by Markus Persson and Jens Bergensten . It has a PC and Mac version with 14.3 million users and counting. A Xbox 360 and Xbox One version with over 10 million sold copies. And a PS3, PS4, and PSVita version with 1 million sold copies. It has mixed reviews with gamers and is the most played game ever created.

Person 1:Hey, want to play some minecraft?
Person 2:Sure! Computer or Console?

Minecraft by ModernDayGamer July 22, 2015

Minecraft 

The meeting place of all annoying 10-12 year olds. Nobody knows what they are talking about because they are speaking in a very broken English that scientists suspect are from the child being hit in the head so hard that his head slammed into the keyboard.

Jim: Tim, do you play minecraft?
Tim: yersh i em tho gud it ti

Minecraft by DrPooptickler December 30, 2014

Minecraft 

Basically like a drug once you get it you can never stop using it

Kid 1:Dude wanna go play Cod black ops

Kid 2:*flips other kid off* Shut up I'm building a tunnel in minecraft that goes from one side of the map to the other so fuck off!
Kid 1:Fine ill go play by myself

Minecraft by tehsnipingninja123 August 31, 2011

Minecraft 

Minecraft is the best game ever. It will live on for 10003829739273937392763396383783 years. :)

You: MINECRAFT IS AWESOME!
Person: 1003820739237288263% YES!

Minecraft by Karen_Kyle_Kevin October 29, 2019

Minecraft 

An amazing game that I was too poor to afford, but then I finally got a job, and got it. It holds the substance of life, it is the substance of life. BUY IT NOW!

"Timmy! Get of the PS4!"

"Get the fuck outta my room I'm playing Minecraft!"

Minecraft by Yeetus Deletus Gaming November 13, 2019