Milton 

Hes my BFF <3

Rlly likes cats (fellow cat lover)
annoys me in a nice way

likes to tease ppl

Uni: IS THAT MILTON???
Michie: Oh shoot, you gotta hide, cuz he gonna tease u about ur height

Milk (a.k.a Milton) Hi, watcha doin'?
Uni: Imma go. M&M's 4EVA!!! (M&M is my ship name for Michie and Milk)
Michie: NUUUUUUU

Milton: *stabs with a knife

Milton by Milton_hater December 24, 2021

milton 

milton has the world most biggest cock. every girl wants to suck his bbc dick because it is so fucking big.

milton i wanna suck your giant bbc cock

milton by justus187 July 3, 2022

Milton 

Milton is a good friend of Zigic.

Oh! Milton is playing chess with Zigic again!
They are like couples

Milton by WZY February 8, 2023

Milton 

A foul creature with an enormous pp and uncontrollable rizz but is secretly a sussy baka. He likes to annoy the people he considers his friends.

What an annoying guy.
Yeah, what a bitch ass Milton.

Milton by pp_koala March 2, 2023

Milton 

The most hard but kind hearted guy you will ever meet. NEVER take him for granted hes quiet BUT can get wild with the right person, he has a Great laugh it is contagious. Great kisser and bubbly personality. DO NOT PLAY WITH HIS LOYALTY he will NEVER FORGIVE OR FORGET . Sometimes he just needs to be held and know he is appreciated by someone. He goes hard , punches hard as shit. He falls in love hard but not easily, you have to be that ONE like no other. Loves dogs and smokes a lot of zaza. Sexy ass mother f****r ! With SEXY ASS tattoos.He is simply amazing. If u find a Milton never take him for garanted or let that mother f****r! GO!!!

Them - “Do you know Milton”
Me - “That’s mine right there”

Milton by SexXyy Red September 13, 2023

Milton 

A homosexual man who falls between a bear and a twink and almost never drinks beer, exercises, or eats vegetables.

“What are you going to get to drink?”
“I’m not sure, anything other than a beer.”
“Oh my god, you’re being such a Milton.”

Milton by PartyCroc August 17, 2025

Milton Hershey High School

The only school in Pennsylvania where you can put weed in chocolate and nobody will notice. This school is for tryhards who are willing to sacrifice 98% of their sleep to learn about their school's founder's favorite color on June 27, 1903 (SPECIFICALLY) at 5:12 AM. This school is managed by the board of directors who happen to elect themselves, who have decided to use ICED TEA as a retardedly long acronym. Before attending this school, if you happen to like salt, don't. If you enjoy using household appliances, then you better not go to this school, unless you want to be cleaning like it's 1899. Overall this is a 5 star school, as rated by on-campus house parents.👍

Person 1: You're going to jail for child molestation
Person 2: Wait no!
Person 1: What?
Person 2: I can just be a house parent at Milton Hershey High School!
Person 3: I'll take my shirt off for a Hershey Kiss.
Person 4: So Persons 2 and 3, you reserved the back room of Founders Hall right?

Milton Hershey High School by Kathrine Hershey July 2, 2021