medal of honor

noun:after jizzing into a condom, whip it off, salute your girl, then slap that jelly filled wind vane on her left breast above the tittie.

After a long love making session, my girlfriend called me Corporal, so I gave her a medal of honor.

by Klit Henderson July 31, 2005

bronze medal

to take 3rds on a girl cause shes that hot

damn man id take a bronze medal on that girl

by sounz October 25, 2010

medal of honor

a game that rawks even tho it has bad graphics, crappy hit detection and terrible multiplayer

hehehe they said mustard gas

by Anonymous September 27, 2003

Gold Medal

After giving a girl a pearl necklace, you urinate on her neck

That girl was really freaky. She didn't want me to just cum on her neck, she wanted me to R. Kelly her. So I gave her a gold medal.

by The Tenant November 17, 2009

Congressional Medal of Boner

The highest recognition given to deserving patriots of the sex industry who go beyond the call of booty, usually awarded by lawmakers (hence Congressional).

Mary Jane is awarded the Congressional Medal of Boner for her erotic deeds.

by Ibaraki-Doji January 01, 2012

Medal of Honor

A friend who is always willing to jump on a grenade (ugly friend) for you. When partying and you see a hot girl with an ugly friend, this person will always take the ugly friend to help you out.

Because he's got the Medal of Honor!

by dancej October 01, 2010

Give that man a medal!

A sarcastic way to falsely congratulate someone for achieving something rather useless or unremarkable.

Person 1: Did you hear about a scientist who demonstrated that you could levitate a frog with a magnet?
Person 2: Really? Give that man a medal! (Or an Ig Nobel Prize.)

by cshin9 July 28, 2012