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mcpoon

A girl who you really want to sleep with but afterwards feel sort of depressed that you did. Normally requires vomiting or a gym session to clear your mind. Very similar to the feeling you get after you eat McDonalds.
Bro 1: last night i totally did some mcpoon, want to hit the gym after class so i can get over it?
Bro 2: sure bro, i normally vomit to get over mcpoon, you should try it.
by do'er April 1, 2011
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Scott McPhee

Scott McPhee is an autistic kid who really wants to annoy everyone. He did his sister and his dad left him at a very young age. He gets raided every 2 hours by his so-called "friends", except he has no friends. A side-by-side comparison shows that he is similar to Belle Delphine, which can confirm his future. His instagram is pure shit.
Scott McPhee, Get away from me!!
by BigBurgerShambles August 22, 2019
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MCPHS

n; short-hand way to say "Massachusetts College of Pharmacy and Health Sciences" that is still extremely inconvenient and usually has to be repeated two to three times before anyone can actually understand what the actual name is. Even if correctly understood the assumption that the school is only for pharmacy students is prompted, to many of the students frustration..
Adult: So where do you go to school?
Student: MCPHS
Adult: MHPCSU? What is that?
Student: MCPHS *sigh* It stands for Massachusetts College of Pharmacy and Health Sciences..
Adult: Oh so you want to be a Pharmacist, that's so great for you!
Student: I don't want to be a pharmacist.. *grumble*grumble*grumble*
by caterable64 April 23, 2011
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McPiss

Entering a McDonalds, or other fast food joint for sole purpose of using toilets.

Similar to McShit
Am bustin' here, need to go for a McPiss.
by brianog January 28, 2005
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MCPS

montgomery county public schools.

where many of the high schools are rated as Newsweek's best in the country, while some of the other schools find it hard to get things like paper towels or soap in the bathrooms. or both things at once.

oh, and the only school system where you get off school for three and a half days when it snows 2 inches. or they don't close it when they should. either way, they aren't great with weather. but who's complaining?
MoCo student: At my school, we're all frickin geinuses.
Another MoCo Student: Yeah, but there's never any toilet paper.
1st MoCo Student: That's because all the other smart kids have been using it as scrap paper in AP Calc.

MCPS SYSTEM OF LOGIC

day 1 of an ice storm:
MCPS Official #1: Should we close? the roads might get slippery later.
MCPS Official #2: Nah, all those hundreds of thousands of kids who ride the already overcrowded buses will be just fine. Here, why don't we be the only county in the area to actually SAY we're opening on time. I'm from MoCO. I'm rich. therefore, i am right.
TWO HOURS LATER
Official #2: Ok, so maybe I was wrong.

DAY 2
Official #1: Should we close?
Official #2: Yeah, i guess its still pretty icy. oh, and its still snowing.
Official #1: Should we call the plows?
Official #2: No. its too dangerous for snow plows to be plowing snow right now. and i'm from MoCo. and I'm rich. so obviously, i'm right about this.
LATER THAT AFTERNOON
Official #1: Hey the sun's coming out! Maybe we should call the plows now.
Official #2: How many times do i have to tell you this? I'm from Montgomery County! THEREFORE, i am smart and right. The snow will melt. but just in case, close the schools for tomorrow.
Official #1: ok, but the snow won't melt. Its below freezing.
Official #2: DO YOU WANT TO GET FIRED?
Official #1: NEVER! I wouldn't be able to pay for my $2 million mansion in Potomac! what would i do?
Official #2: Live in...PG county?
Official #1: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Funny joke.

DAY 3
Official #1: what should we do about school tomorrow. The roads are fine, so should they go back to school?
Official #2: Well, no, we have a slight problem.
Official #1: What?
Official #2: There's too much snow to open the doors to the schools.
Official #1: All of what, two inches?
Official #2: Two TREACHEROUS, HORRIBLY FROZEN INCHES THAT CANNOT BE MOVED, EVEN BY MEANS OF SNOW PLOW! CANCEL SCHOOL TOMORROW!

and message from MCPS:
Montgomery County Public Schools will be closed on Friday, February 16, 2007, due to the continuing difficulty of removing ice and snow from school system facilities and public sidewalks. All school and community activities in school buildings also are canceled. All administrative offices will open on time

Officials from every other county in the country: hahahahahahaha...pansies.
by a MoCO kid December 9, 2008
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mcpoyle

one of an inbred family with unibrows, eczema, and acne. mcpoyle's often share a love of milk, robes, and tidy whities.
He's a mcpoyle.
by SHimbamminy January 10, 2009
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McPick 2

A phrase used when requesting to grab a fat chick's titties.
"Let me get a McPick 2 Bertha, with extra pickles."
by cjandcecearesoulmates June 24, 2016
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