A large, circular man who bases his personality on Superstore character Mateo. Likely residing in the nearest Shell petrol station, intent on consuming as many calories as humanly possible. His partnership with Sirlinio makes for a devastating duo.
by MeOwnFugginStump December 05, 2022
by I’m just a God relax dude April 12, 2020
Sexually identifies as a furry after being left fatherless at the age of 2?. Often found lurking in Eagle Pond which are his ends. Licks anything that moves.
by JungleSwinger69 February 16, 2020
Mateo is the sweetest, cutest guy i’ve meet . He has a lovely sense of humor. I wish i could be there w u
Mateo is so sweet
by thatonegirlwhoseasilyfallinl November 24, 2021
He’s kinda cute but no one really likes him. Has a huge dildo up his ass at every occasion. Has tons of pimples and he don’t wash himself. Plays soccer and sometimes basketball, but sucks at playing it. Has a huge cock but never uses it.
Alexis: Wow look at Mateo!!
Maggie: Ew he stank!!
Adi: Do you see that dildo up his ass?!
Imanol(boy): He’s kinda cute, but he’s not gay!
Maggie: Ew he stank!!
Adi: Do you see that dildo up his ass?!
Imanol(boy): He’s kinda cute, but he’s not gay!
by Imdomehardgay December 07, 2018
The biggest asshole ever. He will claim he is your friend but is really a huge motherfucker CUNT a big moron who thinks he is the best but is really a shit head
by Old John x7 December 01, 2018
A boy that isn’t the smartest but still thinks he is. Thinks he’s good at sports but unfortunately he’s not. He is most likely gay and is proud of it.
by Gay boy 1234 October 18, 2019