Mateo 

A large, circular man who bases his personality on Superstore character Mateo. Likely residing in the nearest Shell petrol station, intent on consuming as many calories as humanly possible. His partnership with Sirlinio makes for a devastating duo.

Mateo just ate a whole pack of digestives and is now making a sandwich.

Mateo by MeOwnFugginStump December 4, 2022

Mateo 

God at everything never misses a shot with a girl and just a God at fortnite and all

Damn bro he’s such a God, oh wait of course it’s Mateo

Mateo by I’m just a God relax dude April 11, 2020

Mateo 

Sexually identifies as a furry after being left fatherless at the age of 2?. Often found lurking in Eagle Pond which are his ends. Licks anything that moves.

Her: *Licks floor*
You: What a Mateo!

Mateo by JungleSwinger69 February 16, 2020

Mateo 

Mateo is the sweetest, cutest guy i’ve meet . He has a lovely sense of humor. I wish i could be there w u

Mateo is so sweet

Mateo by thatonegirlwhoseasilyfallinl November 24, 2021

Mateo 

He’s kinda cute but no one really likes him. Has a huge dildo up his ass at every occasion. Has tons of pimples and he don’t wash himself. Plays soccer and sometimes basketball, but sucks at playing it. Has a huge cock but never uses it.

Alexis: Wow look at Mateo!!
Maggie: Ew he stank!!
Adi: Do you see that dildo up his ass?!
Imanol(boy): He’s kinda cute, but he’s not gay!

Mateo by Imdomehardgay December 7, 2018

Mateo 

The biggest asshole ever. He will claim he is your friend but is really a huge motherfucker CUNT a big moron who thinks he is the best but is really a shit head

“That fuckface Mateo is a cunt”

Mateo by Old John x7 December 1, 2018

Mateo 

A boy that isn’t the smartest but still thinks he is. Thinks he’s good at sports but unfortunately he’s not. He is most likely gay and is proud of it.

“Hey look it’s Mateo”
“Oh ya he’s gay”
“Ya I know”

Mateo by Gay boy 1234 October 18, 2019