Lurch 

someone who is scary, wont try new things.

stop being a fucking lurch and come on!

Lurch by Lariah April 19, 2008

Lurch 

Tion Holness is Lurch Dobbs Ferry High Schools "Addams Family". Lurch gets grinded on by Jamie Honigman.

Tion ur a fucking lurch

Lurch by Tyler baseball March 25, 2017

Lurch 

Lurch. A tall hairy person.

There's a lurch, he said pointing to a tall person.

Lurch by Iam not Elmer Fudd December 23, 2019

Lurch 

A ridiculously tall person.

I just john cleese he's a lurch.

Lurch by Iam not Elmer Fudd December 28, 2019

Lurch Party 

A person who is rude, and when given something (such as candy) will not say thank you. This person is also known for having a penis that is smaller than anyone you know. Like a centimeter would be generous.

Dude, what a Lurch Party, he whipped his vagina out in public, and didn't even say thank you when trick or treating!

Lurch Party by alkalinetrioistheshiz November 3, 2009

lurch crab 

One who is caught in the act of lurching among friends and family.

Titanas was born a lurch crab and is destined to always remain one.

lurch crab by Snowbone July 28, 2009

Lurch Groan 

A groan compared to 1960's American television series "Addams Family" character "Lurch". A deep guttural groan included with a shaking of the head. Indicating action of disgust in a sentence.

I just watched video <Lurch Groan> and it was so bad it made me want to vomit.

Lurch Groan by bubba58 June 9, 2012