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Lunchies

The act of eating a very large lunch after smoking or consuming cannabis

Eating a whole lot of food in meal form, between the hours of 11:00 am and 3:00pm, while nicely stoned from smoking or consuming cannabis
Oh man, I'm so hungry, I can't wait to get some lunchies.

Lunchies are my favorite meal of the day

Who packed your lunchies today? They left a note on your bag ... and a joint
by kbrownIVXX June 16, 2010
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the lunchline

n.
1.) That line you get into when you're hungry.
2.) That line you get into when you might not be interested in eating, but need to get away from incompetent fucks who don't make any sense.
3.) That place you go to escape any situation involving morons, regardless of whether or not a lunchline is available at that time.
1.) "Let's get in the lunchline."

2.) *Incompetent youth at lunchtable talking about something stupid*

Mobaby: *interrupts* Peaches, you getting in the lunchline? Let's get in the lunchline.

3.) *Irritatingly trendy scene kid in the mall talking about how trendy scene kids suck*
Mobaby: *interrupts* Roo, let's just get in the lunchline.
by Mobaby July 18, 2006
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Lunchmeat Surprise

The act of ejaculating on one's own dick, using other various ingredients to make it a sandwich, and shoving it down your partner's throat.
Bob: So why are you braking up with Tod?

Cindy: Because that bastard gave me a lunchmeat surprise while I was asleep!
by BenjaminFrank February 21, 2009
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Lunchmeat

When a female performs the act of sitting (i.e. straddling) on a males mouth, nose, and/or general facial area. Men "teabag" women, usually on the forehead, but not contained only to that area, while women "lunchmeat" their male counterparts. In other words, if you opened a package of sliced lunchmeat and shoved your face into the side, you'd essentially be replicating this act.
DUDE!! Last night after I woke up your sister, teabagging her in her sleep, she totally woke me up this morning laying that lunchmeat on my face!! I ate that pussy like grade A roast beef! U mad bro?
by Bird76Mojo November 2, 2011
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Lunchlife

Pertaining to a life you concoct during your lunch hour that is more rich and full than the one you lead otherwise. A fulfilling lunchlife would include get-togethers with interesting friends and acquaintances, shopping sprees, gallery shows, and visits to places that one would not go to at any other time due to life constraints such as spouse and family obligations.
He has a fabulous lunchlife because of that great expense account.

He went to the book signing with his his supermodel client. What a lunchlife he has!
by seacrest11 May 27, 2009
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lunch time orgy

What the content team has every day at about 11:30
My coworkers and I had a lunch time orgy, now I'm content at work.
by Devon Kim September 6, 2007
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Lunchie-poo

Used to describe going to lunch really quick
Hey guys would you like to anything from Jimmy John's I am going to lunchie-poo?
by Kristina Coomer October 25, 2006
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