The most redneck town ever. Everyone who lives there thinks that the football team is the greatest thing to ever hit this planet but they haven't won a game in 3 years. All of the teachers at our school are about as smart as some average 5 year olds. Our marching band is more athletic than all of our sports teams combined (except our soccer team). If you ever think about coming to Loudonville, stop right now and never think this thought EVER again. If I could give a compliment to Loudonville, I wouldn't. The only source of entertainment at all in this shit of a town burnt down like a year ago. Now there is nothing but cow tipping and blowing bubbles.
Hey Johnny you wanna go to Loudonville? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Loudonville Football Team record: 0-3520.56
Loudonville Outsider: "Do you have any culture in Loudonville?"
Loudonville Resident: "What's culture?"
Loudonville Football Team record: 0-3520.56
Loudonville Outsider: "Do you have any culture in Loudonville?"
Loudonville Resident: "What's culture?"
by Jonny Chimpo and friend May 14, 2009
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Denotes a person that has strong sexual feelings towards clergymen, particularly the pope.
Most commonly a supporter of Glasgow Celtic F.C.
A dirty little taig that loves potatoes and steals clothes from the washing lines of more fortunate people.
Denotes a person that has strong sexual feelings towards clergymen, particularly the pope.
Most commonly a supporter of Glasgow Celtic F.C.
A dirty little taig that loves potatoes and steals clothes from the washing lines of more fortunate people.
by Willy Pand March 24, 2009
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Loudonville Ohio is one of the most boring towns ever. You could go shop at the only shoe store, or you could go eat at The Hanover House Diner. The Diner is the only good place to eat anymore. Theres one bar here too, Beano's. The bowling alley burnt down years ago, which was the only source of entertainment. Our awesome history is pretty much the Flexi and Canoeing. Our high school isn't too bad. Our football team is improving, and even flip flopped their losing records. Soccer teams aren't that bad. Basketball was really good in the 11-12 season. Unfortunately, they suck now. We need our old seniors back. Our cheerleaders.. Well.. They are pretty good for the most part. Our Softball is AMAZING.. And always has been. Probably our best sport. The baseball team is ok I guess. Marching band is NOT a sport, although they think they run this town. They even have their own little beef with the cheerleaders.. It's funny. Loudonville pretty much only has its SPORTS (not band) to be proud of.. Which they should be.
Joe: hey man wanna go do something in loudonville tonight?
Rick: like go to Beanos?
Joe: no.. Lets go to a softball game.
Rick: oooooh ok yea that sounds like more fun.
Joe: yea because they will win like always.
Rick: like go to Beanos?
Joe: no.. Lets go to a softball game.
Rick: oooooh ok yea that sounds like more fun.
Joe: yea because they will win like always.
by RedbirdsAreAwesome December 26, 2012
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Terry: Did you see that guy do a Loudon Wainwright III?
Paul: Do you mean the one who lifted a tree from a trapped child, threw it at a circling UN helicopter, made love to forty-eight different women in seventy-three different positions simultaneously and then wrote an awesome song about it, all whilst totally carrying off a cowboy hat?
Terry: Yeah, that's what I said.
Paul: Do you mean the one who lifted a tree from a trapped child, threw it at a circling UN helicopter, made love to forty-eight different women in seventy-three different positions simultaneously and then wrote an awesome song about it, all whilst totally carrying off a cowboy hat?
Terry: Yeah, that's what I said.
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A school district located west of Fairfax County Public Schools in Northern Virginia. It is a suburban district with some urban and rural areas. It is apparently one of the best and richest school districts in the country and is developing.
I attend Fairfax County Public Schools and some of my friends are moving to Loudoun County Public Schools.
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