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wowie! Lotus is so cool and hot she is like so thick!!! 💞
Lotus by Madi_Lynn_PomPom February 19, 2023
Lotus is a tiny rock band from Sheffield, England. (2024 - 2024)
They only ever made 2 albums and never released them to the public.
The only two albums are named "Raw" and "DEAD ROSE".
The songs on Raw are (in this order): BRIK WARL, Purple Paint, Leg, Stoner, Never a Girl, Bruused, Blake
The songs on DEAD ROSE are (in this order): School, BedHed, Stick, DEAR DEER, Isolation
"Hey, Dude did you listen to any Lotus?"
"No because that band only lasted a few days and didn't publicly release anything."
Lotus by RobertTTtttTT June 2, 2024
Hey man, you wanna go to The Lotus Inn after the concert ends? Hell yeah bro, that's the place to be

Lotus the Rapper 

A dope rapper who is on the come up. He is on Soundcloud and produces sick music. He is best known for his hit single, "Cherry Hill," in which it has over 2,000 plays on soundcloud.
Hey, have you heard of Lotus the Rapper? I heard he makes awesome music!

lotus notes

A piece of crap email and data base client server. It has millions of user throughout the world, however you won't find anybody who considers it easy to use.

Interfaces are difficult to navigate and the programme often crashes or stays hanging, requiring the user to restart the application or completely reboot the computer. It is characterised by ugly colour schemes and unecessarily tedious command requirements to carry out simple tasks. Want to see an email attachment with just 2 mouse clicks? Forget it. The use of Lotus Notes is scientifically linked to rage disorders.

As one website puts it, it is "the digital equivalent of being kicked in the groin upon arrival at work every day"
Welcome to your new job Sir, here we use Lotus Notes...Sir, why are you running away? Sir...Sir!!!
lotus notes by Jim Birtwisle February 20, 2008

lotus tit 

The most disgusting picture in the world. Most haven't seen it, and those who have wish they haven't. A picture of a womans nipple, photoshopped to look as though it contains pits or holes filled with the seeds of the lotus plant.
On no! The lotus tit!
lotus tit by Neito September 19, 2008