One who joins Counter-Strike clans and figginates everything. He gets into top level clans by offering to buy them tickets to CPL so they can meet the lovely Ksharp, but never pays up. Eventually he disappears back to the land from whence he came.
by ger November 22, 2004
Get the tso-lotus mug.An ancient variation of the classic table lotus sex position, however it is far more dangerous, so dangerous it has only ever been attempted a handful of times in recorded history. It is said that if a women agrees to perform this move for you, there is no option available to you other than to wife her. The standard table lotus position is taken and the lovers engage in coitus. While this even occurs the female partner involved begins placing oil carefully around her on the table. Just as her partner reaches climax she drops a match onto the table surrounding her in deadly flames. If the woman should survive the ordeal the couple are to be thought of as perfect matches if not a disgrace to humanity and thus their fiery death justified.
Geoff: I heard Shanella was working on a new sex move for Tom
Jack: Yea she going to give him a Flaming Lotus next week.
Geoff: Fuck, I hope they survive.
Jack: Meh
Jack: Yea she going to give him a Flaming Lotus next week.
Geoff: Fuck, I hope they survive.
Jack: Meh
by john the beast May 26, 2013
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One of the few outdoor basketball courts in the Epping area in Sydney. Despite its famed reputation, it is the biggest shithole in the city, populated by masses of university students and individuals of asian origin who make up the demographic of the suburb. Also frequented by the Jaydogs. Used as a metonym for playing basketball to the point where it has become a description for individuals who play basketball. It is constantly being threatened by arsons.
Oi lets loftus tomorrow. (play basketball tomorrow)
Is he a loftus? (does he play basketball)
Loftus will burn.
Is he a loftus? (does he play basketball)
Loftus will burn.
by JaydonZhao April 17, 2011
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by WHITEWEDGE November 28, 2009
Get the LOTUS ELISE S2 mug.Lotus is an AMAZING girl who is very quiet. Once you get to know her, you will find that she is beautiful, funny, and a treat to talk to.
by MrKittyPetter November 18, 2020
Get the Lotus mug.A popular british sports car manufacturer founded by Colin Chapman with the ambition to build the best sportscars in the world using his philosphy of performance through lightweight. The current line of cars are the elise and the exige including many other version of these including the exige cup 240. They all hav a fibreglass body. Despite their low horsepower (189 in the exige) they are comparable in speed with cars twice as expensive including various Porches and BMW's.
by We-kill-suckers July 31, 2006
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Personally I think his best work wasn't in hs first book, look up his website to read some of his work.
Personally I think his best work wasn't in hs first book, look up his website to read some of his work.
by Wilbur-_- April 12, 2005
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