by George Richards May 27, 2011
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1. lolSanchez (born November 11, 1986), formerly known as Mark Sanchez, is an American football quarterback for the New York Jets of the National Football League (NFL). The pseudonym was formally adopted and applied by North American tribunal (excluding Mexico) after his play on the field was deemed far too amusing for the general public. (see buttfumble)
2. a sexual act where an individual drives to Home Depot and pays an illegal immigrant $58.25 million over 5 years to eroto-asphyxiate him/her on a freshly manicured lawn.
1. lolSanchez (born November 11, 1986), formerly known as Mark Sanchez, is an American football quarterback for the New York Jets of the National Football League (NFL). The pseudonym was formally adopted and applied by North American tribunal (excluding Mexico) after his play on the field was deemed far too amusing for the general public. (see buttfumble)
2. a sexual act where an individual drives to Home Depot and pays an illegal immigrant $58.25 million over 5 years to eroto-asphyxiate him/her on a freshly manicured lawn.
Matt Mosley: Mark Sanchez just buttfumbled!
Richard Johnson: Who?
Matt Mosley: lolSanchez
Richard Johnson: Ohhhh! That guy! He is hilarious! Almost as funny as that other Mexican quarterback in Dallas.
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After his foot fetish was not longer satisfying, Rex decided to treat himself to an lolsanchez.
Richard Johnson: Who?
Matt Mosley: lolSanchez
Richard Johnson: Ohhhh! That guy! He is hilarious! Almost as funny as that other Mexican quarterback in Dallas.
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After his foot fetish was not longer satisfying, Rex decided to treat himself to an lolsanchez.
by penguin farmer July 18, 2013
Get the lolsanchez mug.A multi-layered toilet treat akin to a nice meaty lasagne dinner. You can celebrate a 'Loosagne' after taking a poop and commencing the wipe action. During wipe-time the need for another poop ensues leading to a second shitty layer being neatly placed on top of the paper, and so the cycle continues. Anything more than 2 poop layers and you can consider yourself a Loosagne master. The cheesy topping is optional, but highly recommended !
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Louis Tomlinson once used this in one of his iconic quotes. He's very very british, it's spelled like that because he say it like that! He is a very iconic and funny person.
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by louisthesun January 13, 2021
Get the fookin' losah mug.Boss: "Dave, where'd you go after you punched in?"
Dave: "Sorry, boss, I had to stop by the Rapid Weight Loss Center."
Dave: "Sorry, boss, I had to stop by the Rapid Weight Loss Center."
by Deester July 18, 2007
Get the Rapid Weight Loss Center mug.After Jenny's husband was killed in a car accident, she sued the other driver for loss of consortium.
After being harassed at work for years by his boss, Bob claimed he couldn't get it up and sued for loss of consortium.
Professor: what claims does someone have if a machine accidentally cuts off their hand?
Law Student: Loss of consortium?
After being harassed at work for years by his boss, Bob claimed he couldn't get it up and sued for loss of consortium.
Professor: what claims does someone have if a machine accidentally cuts off their hand?
Law Student: Loss of consortium?
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