Lord Of The Rings

A man who dominates another man's anus (or 'ring') with his erect penis.
Once he gets it in and starts f**king, he's the 'Lord Of The Rings'
by Mr Gognitti March 18, 2004
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Lord Of The Rings

a film that's watched by those who will never get any pussy.
Anyone who actually loves this movie is a virgin.
by J February 27, 2003
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Lord of The Rings

A trilogy of extremely long movies based around migdets walking to a volcano. Whilst watching this trilogy boredom will consume your soul!
"Hey have you seen Lord of the Rings?"

"No that shit's gay!"
by Jamie Hibbert February 07, 2008
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The lord of the ring

When you drop your wedding ring into another girls expanded anus and give up on your marriage
Im worried because john became the lord of the ring when we did anal.
by Poopshlooper200 August 15, 2014
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Lord of The Rings

Possibly the worst,most boring trilogy on the entire planet. The story is set in a fantasy world with midgets and other mythical creatures.
Geek:Hey,you saw Lord of the Rings?
Dude:WTF is that shit?
by Oh Hai I Buffed Your Floor September 25, 2010
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Lord of the Rings Online

A new massively multiplayer online role-playing game (MMORPG) made by Turbine featuring the world of The Lord of The Rings by Sir John Ronald Reuel Tolkien also known as J.R.R. Tolkien. As known as LOTRO, the real name is The Lord of the Rings Online : Shadows of Angmar. The game features itself in Eriador (the region extending from the Shire to the Misty Mountains and including Angmar) where you can be one of 4 races containing the Elves, the Hobbits, Men and Dwarves.

This game could rival World of Warcraft and it is not as addictive as WoW yet. LOTRO will more than anything annoy you with all the different quests and deeds to accomplish, and if you ever enter the Shire, you will leave with a death wish for all those annoying hobbits who cannot do anything by themselves and must ask you to endanger you life for absolutely pointless thing, with useless food as reward.
Hobbit (NPC of the Lord of the Rings Online): Hello stranger, I killed a deer with my sling, but a bear came and took off with the deer carcass to the bears-den up north. Would you accept to go retrieve my precious sling?

You: What? But they're bears! They will tear me up and devour my corpse! Aw heck, I'll do it.

*Goes to the bear's den and comes back after many deaths and torn limbs.*

You: There! I have your sling! Now give me my reward!

Hobbit: Oh! Thank you stranger! Here are some boiled carrots for your brave efforts.
by Playingood June 16, 2007
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Lord of the Rings stare

The gaze used in the LOR trilogy to denote a solemn moment, because we couldn't tell from the very subtle soundtrack.
Stephen fixed his Lord of the Rings stare on Justine, as if to tell her he wasn't joking. She never told him that this idiotic maneuver was the reason she broke up with him.
by Felix the territorial cat February 17, 2008
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