lorax

The greatest children's book ever written. It still sends shivers down my spine every time I finish it. It tells the story of how big buisness will destroy the world (in an environmental sense). The lorax himself is a character in the story. Describe him? That's hard. I don't know if I can. He is smallish, and oldish, and brownish, and mossy. He speaks with a voice that is sharpish and bossy. He is the protector of nature and is the foil to the Onceler's (the narrator) callous buisness attitude, which looks at things one dimensionally, with buisness his only concern. His buisness grows inversely with the quality of nature, which eventually drives out all the native species. Eventually his buisness, which relies on nature (which the Onceler doesn't realize) completely shuts down as his resources are eliminated. This bitter irony conveys how selfishness leads to nothing.

"I am the Lorax, I speak for the trees.
I speak for the trees, for the trees have no tongues"

by I'll eat your children! September 5, 2005

Loxahatchee

The one place in Florida where you find one of everything.

One gas station!
One store!
One sidewalk on one side of the one asphalted road!!!
One black person!
Jeez this must be Loxahatchee.

by Jnan April 25, 2011

Loralee

Loralee is a very athletic person that enjoys the outdoors. There are not many of them but the few there are are great! Very kind and caring toward other people and a great leader. But remember not to piss them off! You will regret it.

Loralee is the best person I have ever met!

by blahh156983 January 23, 2013

lorax tree

When your dick has fuzz on the tip of the dick instead of the normal pubic spot.

"My girlfriend was turned off after she saw my lorax tree"

"Doctor: I'm afraid you have a bad case of the lorax tree"

by Moist Asswipe March 30, 2017

Loraxium

Loraxium is an unofficial group dedicated to the Lorax. We believe that the Lorax is a magnificent creature beyond our complete comprehension, and that trees are important. Please, join Loraxium. Do not join the Evil Butlers, they are our enemies. They all speak French and like to cut down trees.

Person 1: Hey, I just joined Loraxium!
Person 2: That's awesome, Loraxium is way better than those ugly Butlers.

by Skyler_Griffiths October 26, 2022

Lora

Lora is super coolio. She’s a goddess amongst the other Laura’s and she’s thiccc asff. She will proper bitch slap you if u piss her off and she gets all the fit lads. Also it’s some Hindui word for penis, BUT she has Big Dick Action

Oh shit it’s Lora she’s well cool

by DixieNormous420 November 25, 2019

Lorch Effect

The intoxicating sexual attraction felt towards an individual named Anthony Lorch. This attraction applies to heterosexual females and homosexual/bisexual males.

'Dude did you see that girl? She couldn't take her eyes off you?'
'Yeah, the Lorch effect at play again. It's autonomous'

by Lorchay September 4, 2018