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jungkook’s long hair

blessed all army’s with his cute fluffy hair that looks irresistible to pat, but HE BETTER LET THAT SHIT GROW MORE SO HE CAN PUT IT AS A MAN BUN!! ANOTHER MONTH OR DAY TO GET BLESSED UP BY HIM!! HES GOING THROUGH THAT MAJOR GLOW UP YALL ✨
JUNGKOOK’S LONG HAIR IS STILL FUCKING SOFT AND BOUNCY AS IT ISSSS❗️
by sus.areum September 5, 2019
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long con

A con-job that requires a certain amount of effort and as a namesake, is usually in it for the long haul. Gaining someone's trust for a number of months and then when the stake is in your court and you have their complete trust--taking advantage of it. Usually denotes relationship status or high-level business partnerships.
'The senior manager was in it for the long con. 3 years to nab 8.3 million dollars.'
by An observant human being, June 30, 2015
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So long gay bowser

Something Mario says in Super Mario 64. He's actually saying "So long King Bowser" but it kind of sounds like "So long Gay Bowser" Then it was removed in 3D all stars which sucked thanks to nintendo being such a d bag. It is a great meme tbh, lol.
by datboi101lol March 15, 2021
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One arm as long as the other

Basically turning up somewhere with nothing to give when something is expected. i.e coming to a party empty handed. Irish in origin
Jim: "Dave arrived in late to the wedding yesterday, the clown"

John: "Typical. Did he bring a pressie"

Jim: "Not at all, arrived in with one arm as long as the other"
by farkell August 21, 2011
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So long, and thanks for all the fish

What the dolphins said (or tried to say) to us humans as they left right before the Earth was destroyed in the book The Ultimate Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy.
"So long, and thanks for all the fish." -dolphin
by beattie April 11, 2005
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“Hos long to die in cold”

How long for someone to die in the cold. Before or after a deceased LEO was found outside in freezing temperatures.
JM googled “hos long to die in cold” at 2:27 a.m before anyone knew JO was deceased.
by Canton MA July 14, 2023
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long dick style

Long Dick Style is a method of intercourse where the rhythm is slow but deep and thorough. It is most effective with a long penis (preferably 8 inches or more). The penis is inserted into the vagina all the way in using a slow, smooth stroke. You pull out slowly as well right until the head of the penis is about to fall out and then you sink back in slow. Rinse, repeat. This allows the female to feel every inch of your long dick. It also increases effectiveness by rotating your hips and doing a "stir the coffee" motion with your stroke. Long dicking is only possible when the man is in a dominant position where he can control the stroke: missionary, doggie, or lazybone (sideways). Playing R&B and matching your stroke to the bass line of the song also increases effectiveness. Be aware of the side effects though. While long dicking a woman can greatly increase your chances of getting breakfast in the morning, it can also take your relationship to a whole other level that you may not want to take it.
I finally got to pipe this new girl I met. I hit it from the back..long dick style.
by G19G26 May 18, 2016
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