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LollipopPorn

a form of fanfiction, popular among primarily teenage girls.

Short and vivid, between 2000-14000 words. Usually incorporates bright imagery, corny plots and cliché or 'fluffy' porn scenes.

dissimilar to PWP in the sense that usually a plot is established, lending the story a setting and atmosphere (usually 'cutsey', hence use of the descriptor 'Lollipop') not unlike a trashy sex novel.

often includes gimmicks or kinks, for example lolita goth, dildos, or situational fetishes.

any given kink meme is a good place to find examples of LollipopPorn fiction.
I read a poorly written LollipopPorn fic yesterday.

When she doesn't have time to read a book she goes online and finds some trashy LollipopPorn.
by cancrane December 18, 2012
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lollypoopdick

When a chick sucks a Johnson thats been in her poo-shooter.
Ol' girl be like, "Fuck a blow pop, I want a lollypoopdick."
by Bro'to Baggins November 3, 2014
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Lollypop

My name in Fortnite is Lilly Lollypop 22 because I didn't know how to spell lollipop! I was 8 at the time!
by FluffyPuppy2011 July 15, 2022
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Hungarian Lollipop

When a man's penis is very thin, but the head is gigantic...resembling a lollipop. Often a condition that is obtained through puberty, can also occur during sex with a girl who has a very tight vagina.
She was so tight she turned my dick into a hungarian lollipop!
by CDizz1 July 6, 2012
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Brown Lollipop

Heather loves giving her boyfriend David a brown lollipop.

Heather: I can't wait to go home and give David a brown lollipop
Willow: How many licks does it take to get to the center of David's brown lollipop?
Heather: *in tootsie pop owl voice*

One....Two....Three..*makes fart noises with mouth*
Willow: Daaaaaaaaamm girl!! Just remembered, a courtesy flush is a must!!
by Pussy Willow May 11, 2023
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white girl lollipop

A white claw or any other mediocre seltzer that keeps white chicks in their 20s at bay
Denise was distraught and melting down, but then I handed her a white girl lollipop and it was all ok
by D Ten April 23, 2022
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lollapolluted

The physical condition following a weekend of partying at Lollapalooza that is often characterized by ringing ears, headache, nausea, gut rot, sunstroke, broken sunglasses and missing underpants.
Dude 1: "Dude! I hear you were at Lollapalooza this weekend! How was it?!?"
Dude 2: "It was a blast... that is, what I can remember of it. I've got the worst hangover, dude. I'm lollapolluted."
by cfbaines August 9, 2010
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