Lomance

a bromance between a lesbian and a dude.

Nick and Chelsea are in a lomance, they hang out all the time.

by cheezzee April 21, 2010

Lolwani

A dude who is constantly telling punny/bad pickup lines to older women

Older Woman: *at Jug*
Dude: "you remind me of a big toe because I'm constantly banging you on objects around the house"
Older Woman: "you are such a Lolwani"

by letsgobaby October 17, 2019

lolpants

lolpants is a substitute for "lol"

It is usually used when the thing being loled at is not what you want to happen, or is annoying, or rubbish, or perhaps inconvenient for someone else.

Can be used a perfectly legal alternative to lol

Very useful

Friend: I fell down the stairs
Me: Lolpants

Me: I am so alone in the world. I have no friends.
Them: lolpants

etc...

by Jon Bz0r February 20, 2008

Lokman

Unpredictable, evil, a charmer, easy to talk to, great with people, less than love but more than like. Gets attached easily. BLACK!

Lokman: Let me see them cheeks!!
Me: no

by OooOOoOOoMrHudson November 2, 2011

lolmao

A lolcat, but instead of a cat, it's Mao Tse-tung.

I can has revolution? - lolmao

by kldickson December 26, 2007

J.P. Losman

Worst quarterback in Bills hsitory, making Rob Johnson, and even Vince Ferragamo look good by comparison.

J.P. Losman threw another interception, God, he sucks.

by rollthebones April 14, 2009

Lolcanic Ash

The hilarious volcanic ash from Iceland that ruined thousands of holidaymakers hopes and dreams!!!

Man that lolcanic ash left my brother over in Kuwait without his Insulin! LOL!

by CraigDavidBlane June 4, 2010