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Muzzle Loader

During gay sex, one man takes a shit in the other mans anus. (see alabama hot pocket) The man who took a shit then fucks the other man in the anus. The man who was fucked in the anus then expels the packed-in feces out of his anus, creating the effect of a muzzle loader rifle.
Matt performed the muzzle loader on his gay partner.
by t nigs May 30, 2007
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Louisiana Musket Loader

An absolute wretched act where one is having safe, consensual sex with their friend’s mother, but proceeds to shave their pubes and insert them inside of her vagina whilst thrusting upon her. (Side effects may include) rug burn, hair in your urethra, ball entanglement, pubic nesting, bird chirping.
Figure 1: “I’m gonna give your mom the good ol’ Louisiana Musket Loader.”

Figure 2: “I don’t even know what that is.”
by Your.local.dumbass November 25, 2021
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Muzzle Loader

The act of having vaginal/anal sex with a partner and using your semi-erect penis (ram rod) to shove your testicles (ammunition) in the desired orpheus (muzzle) like that of a muzzle loading rifle. (Once your testicles are in the desired hole, you may also put your penis in the unoccupied hole if you so wish.)
"Bro! Last night I totally gave this haggard chick the Muzzle Loader in my car! I wasn't shooting blanks either!
by DFaseen September 6, 2011
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Boston muzzle loader

When you are banging a chick in the doggy style and then you put Dunkin’ Donuts coffee ground on her asshole and jam it in with your dick.
“Dude, when I railed this broad last night, I gave her the ol’ Boston muzzle loader!”
by Cheddar_411 May 28, 2019
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muzzle loader

procedure in STD when a cotton cutip is shoved 3 inches up your urethra
after I railed that skank I had to go get a muzzle loader
by clean February 3, 2005
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Muzzle loader

A muzzle loader is when you are doing a chick from behind and then pull out and put your dip in her pussy and keep going.
Jameel: I did the muzzle loader to a chick yesterday.

Brent: You fucker. you wasted dip on that cunt.
by jzee January 2, 2009
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The Musket Loader

When you shit in your partners mouth and stuff the shit down her throat with your dick.
Guy 1: Carson gave Jessie The Musket Loader last night.
Guy2: Nice bro
by Dic Handle January 9, 2020
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