Lielingual

Lielingual is a person who claims to be able to speak a different language but actually cannot. It comes from Lie + bilingial = Lielingual

This English fella said he could speak Spanish when he couldn't. He was in fact lielingual. The only thing that came out of his mouth was bullshit.

by Spubman September 20, 2019

literal u-turn

Doing something insane for a guy you have a crush on, specifically a Mr. Struggle (someone who is often late, watches pornography, or spends too much money). It is something only done by ungodly, guy-obsessed women/teens.

Girl 1: Remember when we saw your crush in that restaurant during high school? You were crazy for him!
Girl 2: Oh my gosh yes! We were pulling literal u-turns!
Girl 1: Haha yes back in the old days.
Girl 2: Hahahaha back in the old days hahahahahahha.

by Mr. Struggle April 27, 2020

Literal Legend

An amazing song which some parents may say has a lot of potty language

*Literal Legend playing on the car with parents*

Parent: "Oh my god what is that potty language!"

by LimeFr0gg1 December 5, 2021

lielaugh

To laugh at a joke one doesn't get, with the intention of appearing smarter.

Person 1: "Dude, what's so funny?"
Person 2: "Francis just said 'The one I love has truly moved away.'"
Person 1: "What's so funny about that?"
Person 2: "Uh, I don't know. I was hoping you would."
Person 1: "Oh, so you were lielaughing just now."

by joseford April 12, 2009

Literal Kangaroo

A marsupial, from the macropodidae family, that Dave Rubin claimed to see in Australia.

Dave Rubin: "Do you know this about Australia? They've got kangaroos running in public. So you're just driving your car and a kangaroo phssew just like that."

Skyler Turden: "Is that like another racial pejorative?"

Dave Rubin: "No no, a literal kangaroo."

Skyler Turden: "Really? I need to make sure that I urban dictionary literal kangaroo, 'cus I'm not always up.. like you said you don't always follow media matters, I don't follow the neo-nazis and the alt-right, like I don't have David Duke in my timeline."

by Some Purpledude September 17, 2019

Literacy

What 99.9% of wordurbandictionary.com/word is lacking.

by Anonymous May 28, 2003

Nite n Lite

When it's about that time to spark up some CANNABIS in the night.
🔥Stoney Vibes Man💨

🔥 I'm about to go to bed but first a NITE n LITE
🔥 Wanna chill for a NITE n LITE.

by ClassicRonnie July 22, 2019