lion

the majestic king of the jungle, served and obey by all animals

tiger:i wish i was as strong as a lion
lion: get back to work slave

by a hungry mob is a angry mob January 7, 2005

lion

A big, furry brown cat, found in the savvanna of Africa. NOT the jungle, you phyco's. Often toated as the king of beasts, and no one knows why. Some say that the lion is the biggest cat, even though the tiger is the biggest cat in the world. Often hunted for trophies.

Lion- Bwa ha ha! I'm the lord of the jungle!
Tiger- (walks out of jungle) Dude, you live in a savvanna
Lion- Shut up and bow, slave!
Tiger- (bashes lion with paw, instantly snapping neck) Bitch!

by Bixxo July 12, 2006

lion

A big cat found in Africa.

Often said to be the king of the jungle but that is one of the most stupid things anyone can say because the lion lives in the savannah not in the jungle.

And to that first guy: the tiger will kick the lion's ass all over the "jungle" (unless the lion comes with his pack)

kid: - Dad, is it true the lion is the king of the jungle?
dad: - Yes, son. And Santa and the Easter Bunny bring him a new crown and balls every year.

by Num' Bocku May 2, 2006

Lions

Sad excuse for a football team

The Lions beat the Browns? How the hell did that happen

by raymundo831 January 27, 2011

lion

Very old and most likely debunked misinformation posted for the millionth time on a forum either by a confused noob or a devious troll.

I saw it! It's a lion! It's huge!

by Jordan Lowndes January 14, 2008

Lions

That fine ass you've been staring at and almost ready to pounce at.

Lions man, just...lions.

-Is it me or are there too many lions here?
-Its you man.

by Understandable Australian August 15, 2011

lion

(n)- a person who is very masculine

That jacked person is a lion.
Amanda is not a lion.

by The all knowing June 3, 2006