limp dick sock

When your dick gets hard and you put on a condom, then your dick goes soft for no reason, but the condom is hanging off the head of your junk.

I was putting a rubber on, then when i layed down on her bed I got a limp dick sock!

by Trannyplus1 February 19, 2011

limp dick origami

Attempting to insert a flaccid penis into a body cavity while extremely intoxicated.

Chris took a Slore home from The Station last night so he could practice his Limp Dick Origami.

by SludgeHammer May 27, 2016

Limp Dick

A crooked or slanted cock.

Girl : " ew Jason you have a Limp Dick "

by ChippyFurtadooo February 22, 2012

Limp Dick Pizza

Pizza who's crust is so soggy it wilts-over when you pick it up.

Stained my shirt today after eating a Limp Dick Pizza.

caller: "Yes, I'd like to order a pizza for delivery - add some mushrooms, but don't make it a Limp Dick Pizza - last time you didn't cook the crust enough!"

delivery person: "Huh?"

by Flobie Jim July 20, 2012

Limp-Dick Hand

When a fag with has a very soft, loose limp hand, like that of a chubby penis, specifically a fag named Marcus, while another friend, specifically one named Judson, recalls sexual adventures and then acts as if they have a deeper meaning to them.

Damn, at rehearsal today, Marcus totally had a Limp-Dick hand.

by Jssbsksnxj January 14, 2017

Limp Dick Bitch

When you're friend, "Kyle" has an episode of impotence, later on followed by him acquiring irritable bowel syndrome. Leaving him a "limp dicked bitch"

Haha, look at that limp dicked bitch, he couldn't bone jello.

by Jebby November 29, 2004

Limp Dick Liberal

A person of very liberal and socialist political views. The term is derived from their lack of emotional appeal to the good old USA, and a refusal to acknowledge America as the greatest nation on the planet due because their penis is as limp as a sock. They often are very smug sometimes often because of their Ivy-League degree, but often for no apparent reason at all.

Obama: America needs to start being like the rest of the world and doing what the rest of the world tells us to do. After all we are no better than they are right?

Ronald Reagan: Let's set the record straight you limp dick liberal. America is the last best hope for man on earth because of our commitment to protecting and proliferating democracy. I don't care what the rest of the world thinks, I'll do it the American way.

by AmericanBea February 15, 2011