Lewis black

The best comedian in the history of the world. He yells alot, is Jewish, hate candy corn, and apperently like IHOP, has seen the end of the world which is in Texas.

"I had no thoughts this winter, well just one...FUCK IT'S COLD! or ITS COLD AS FUCK! actually I thought of giving up comedy...and becoming a bear...Uh oh, its cold out, time to sleep, this blows...then comes spring, Fuck, time to wake up.

If we did have this non existent tax payers money, we should build a giant wall...in Canada...cause that is where all the could air comes from.

Every Halloween, I go to a party, and there on the table...is a bowl of candy corn...and like an alheimers patient I go up, and go, hmmm....corn that tastes like candy...excellent...*eats* SON OF A BITCH!

by Mustache Man March 5, 2005

Lewis Black'd

Licking an asshole instead of her vagina and then telling everyone about it

Guy A: "Man I totally Lewis Black'd this chick last night"
Guy B: "Man thats fucking gross!"

by AppleAssassin May 9, 2011

leest

the antonym for leet;
very un-leet
Extreme ineptitude in the field of computing

Your idiot roommate got booted on Halo and tried to reassign IP addresses by hacking the router. Now your internet doesn't work. Your roommate is leest.

by Dudes McCool March 17, 2008

lewis jones

a thin white guy who loves making cakes and enjoys wearing skinny jeams

lewis jones is baking a cake

by lewisJCOD1021 December 6, 2010

Ryan Lewis

far too often goes unrecognized;
He is the Producer/Visual designer for the creations of "Macklemore AND RYAN LEWIS" (almost all of the Macklemore music videos and songs from works such as The Heist and The VS EP can be collaboratively attributed to this guy). Straight from Seattle, WA, also notable for his photography, graphic design, etc.

Don't forget about the fantastic producer Ryan Lewis, everyone!

by saminicoleh November 13, 2012

Francis Lewis Highschool

Francis Lewis High school is a school located in Fresh Meadows right by Utopia Parkway, often referred to as "Franny" It's a school full of potheads and juul feens. Most of the asians from China come to this school and there's no way you won't see an Asian in this school wherever you go. Franny is one of the most populated schools in Queens and the kids are pretty chill. The cops and security there are all retarded because anybody can vape in class or outside and they wouldn't even care. It's also really nasty since there be bugs and squirrels falling out of the ceilings. You can't say you go to Franny if you don't know what Nick's food truck is. Period.

Guy 1: Yo where do you go

Guy 2: Francis Lewis Highschool

Guy 1: Oh word? Franny? Shit man that place nasty.

by Lettuce pettucini December 20, 2017

Lewis

Lewis is a normaly sexy and medium hight type of guy. Also is a chick magnet to every girl all very sporty and funny and likes maths and a very flirt YH guy . ALSO HAS A HUGE D*CK THAT'S NO ONE KNOWS ABOUT ;)

Woman : u r sexy Lewis .

Lewis : thank you💙
Woman : 😍😍😍

by (;BIGDICKLEWIS;) October 19, 2018