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David Letterman

The good-hearted, ill-tempered host of a late-night talk show that takes risks that often result in laughter with the exception of "Will It Float?". The show is kept fresh by new additions such as "Great Moments in Presidential Speeches" in addition to the traditional segments such as "Ask the Audience" and bizarre contests hosted by Rupert at the deli next door. Dave has outstanding taste in bringing back exceptional musical guests and comedians such as Jim Gaffigan (13 times), Brian Regan (19 times), and the late great Mitch Hedberg (10 times). Often trails a show in ratings on NBC at the same time-slot hosted by a comedian going through the motions riding the popularity of the show's past with painfully unoriginal material.
"David Letterman seems like such a curmudgeon, but did you see how teary-eyed he got when he introduced the doctors and nurses who saved his life?"
by ComFan September 7, 2007
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Lemtermensch

It is a derogatory term for Periyarites in India. As Periyarites believe in an imaginary country called Orraikkal Lemuria, hence they are called Lemurs. Lemtermensch is a blend of Lemur and Untermensch.
Go to your Lemuria you freakin Lemtermensch! You are also not a local of India!
by colliser August 16, 2023
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letterion

Is the best boyfriend u will ever have.
They will be a good best friend also

A good person to hang around with

Is also a type of comedian

Will change your life in a good way

Gives u the same energy u give them

If they trust u keep it and do the same and u will become bestfriends or if opposite sex soul mates
Letterion is a good soul mate and bestfriend
by Maun jem November 9, 2018
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pulling a Letterman

Using your influence as a boss to sleep with a co-worker or employee.
People are speculating that Jimmy Kimmel is "pulling a Letterman" since he started dating a member of his staff.
by Truth about Dating guy October 12, 2009
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Netterment

The act of wanting to better yourself after 40, but having negative consequences instead
I was trying to exercise but to my netterment, I threw my back out instead.
by Mahokro7189 June 6, 2011
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Portuguese letteropener

When the women is hanging upside down, sucking the mans dick, while getting pounded in the face by his scrotum
Last night i found this Portuguese letteropener and i gave it my girlfriend, 20minutes later she left with a big red spot the size of my balls on her forehead.
by You Nigga You April 12, 2011
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bettermentflux

The theory of Bettermentflux posits that even if it's not clear how, things ultimately have a way of coming together and getting better.

Synonym of entropy, the theory that the natural order of things is a slow devolution into chaos and disorder.
The recipe tasted like ass. So I threw it in Tupperware and ordered some pizza. It must have bettermentfluxed overnight, because damn is it tasty now.
by Jonathan Michaels February 7, 2006
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