football lessons

Code for when you accidentally ejaculate in a woman a need to venmo her money for plan B

Will McGuire just Venmo’d Katie Pendleton for “football lessons” what a dirty dog.

by Caduceus April 18, 2023

driving lessons

It's like that thing where you, like, learn how to drive 'n' stuff, y'know ?

"I got driving lessons today"

by The one and only Soffa July 22, 2022

Cheap lesson

A valuable lesson learned from a mistake that could've lead to something much worse happening, but was basically cost-less that time.

Sarah learned a cheap lesson when she left her dorm room door unlocked on accident and a drunk stranger came in and slept in her room. Luckily, they were just lost, but someone with worse intentions could've come in.

by Leodarp April 23, 2020

lesson 6

sex and drugs always help

dude 1: Yo, I’ve been feelin’ really depressed lately

dude 2: Man, you just gotta follow lesson 6

by gshsbushsha November 04, 2018

Sociology lesson

Any lesson that you have where you just sit around and do fuck all. The teacher don't give a fuck and neither do you. You know you will fail your exams but you just couldnt give a Fucking Toss

Fred: Lets have a chilli eating contest!
Paul: Yeah that sounds great. Another typical Sociology lesson
Fred: The teacher would rather have a smoke so lets just do what we want
Paul: Yeah alright, cool.

Fred: Drink this coke with the chilli's in it for £2.50
Paul: Done, someone record my expression
Fred: Sweet, this shit is going on facebook
Paul: What about Mr M***e
Fred: Fuck M***e

by Dirty Fucking Keeg Kunt January 24, 2010

Lesson of LOL

Where one has been kicked from a certain course, and one has nothing else to do during this free period but to do other work or act annoyed

I got kicked from my ICT course and now i have a free lesson of LOL

by dGrundy January 30, 2007

Lesson 53

Reference to Content Creator Ranboo's lore on the DreamSMP.

A set of rules pops up on the screen through out his lore stream, one of them being Lesson 53 aka Never Fully Trust Anyone.

Lesson 53: Never Fully Trust Anyone.

by OliveClaw May 18, 2021