spiking the lens

In television, film etc.
Spiking the lens is looking directly at the camera, possibly breaking a wall of reality.

We need another take, he was spiking the lens.

by jzilbek March 10, 2007

LensCrafter Hour

About an hour, but usually 15-30 minutes longer. Taken from the eyeglass retailers promise to have your glasses ready "in about an hour" which, in reality is often up to 90 minutes.

Mary told Tibor she'd meet him in a LensCrafter Hour when she saw how backed up traffic was on the road.

by Herbal Klimt May 22, 2010

The Lens

A Canon 200mm 1.8L. One of the sharpest lenses ever made. It acts as a benchmark for every other lens.

It weighs about 7 lbs. As of writing they cost about $3,500-$4,000 used.

"The Lens" can out resolve the sensor on the Canon 5D wide open.

"The Lens" is great for sports photography.

by Nick M.87 July 27, 2008

Lensman'd

Verb, the act of unwittingly displaying lensman to a shocked person on the internet. Often practiced by boddah

LENSMAN'D! I got that fool good. I pity him righteously.

by Padme December 2, 2003

lensexual

A sexual attraction to Vikz.

I want Vikz inside of me so badly! I'm such a lensexual!

by sp_3 March 2, 2019

lensh

A lay-around man with hairy body. Doesn’t do much, eats and sleeps with little contribution to society.

My brothers husband is a lensh, he lost his job years ago and doesn’t to anything now.

by Breezyguy January 31, 2022

Lenscatporn

A supercilious boy who always loves to boast hoe they go to the gym and their muscles are peaking with a 6 pack but really you can't see anything , they constantly mumble words when trying to rap the lyrics to a song, they like all polish girls

Have you seen that guy? he's a lenscatporn

by Kakashi Hatakr February 9, 2022