lemming

Animal for which the non-existant Lemming Virus was named. Symptoms of this virus that isn't recognized by any medical textbook no matter how old or new include:
• Spontaneous seizures in which the afflicted shrieks "MUST...DROWN..MUST..DROWN" and leaps toward the nearest body of water
• Acquirement of a Lemming World season pass
• Building a K'Nex Rippin' Rocket rollercoaster model in such a way that the track cuts off just over the hill, resulting in the car flying off the track and smashing into a wall
• Wishing to shrink him/herself to be able to ride in the K'Nex roller coaster car to enjoy this adventure

You have recieved the LEMMING Virus. MUST BURROW MUST BURROW MUST BURROW

by Psylence February 9, 2004

Lem

A socially awkward meme lord

“How bout I do anyway?” - Lem

by aus447 September 16, 2020

lems

verb
1. to grant permission in a somewhat demanding demeanor
2. another word for send or give

person 1: "ahh! just bought a cold soda"
person 2: "yo lems me a sip!"

by binderdundatt March 3, 2011

lemming

a preson who belives anything if you tell them its cool

that fashionista is such a lemming

by lemmings 101 April 22, 2005

lemmings

a member of Boston EMS who blindly drive ambulances to the same hospitals over and over.

Here come the lemmings.

by boston chick April 29, 2010

Lemming Rush

A group of noobs charging into the open too early and get shot from all directions.

Omg, look at that lemming rush, we're going to lose!

by WhyDoINeedToTypeInAGodDamnName November 8, 2016

Sven Lemming

Sven was a fictional employee created to allow people add an extra desk to your work area for people visiting from another office(hoteling workspace) at The Boeing Company circa 1990s

Usually a reference to the open work space or a missing person or mythical employee.

Use Sven Lemming's desk, he's not here

Oh, he's playing golf with Sven Lemming

Call for Sven Lemming, Call for Sven Lemming

by Comamanu February 19, 2019