Legal 

(of paper) that is 14 inches by 8 inches.

A yellow-colored legal pad

Legal by Arminkshipper July 2, 2024

Legal Loli 

A girl who looks like a child but is of, or older than the legal age of consent.

Guy 1: How old is your girlfriend? she looks about 12!
Guy 2: She's 18
Guy 1: Wow, looks like you got some legal loli!

Legal Loli by Yuricon May 21, 2010

Legal-Sized TV

The size of the TV required to be able to read the legal print at the end of a commercials for pharmaceuticals, car dealerships, or infomercials.

When Robert finally got a Legal-Sized TV he realized that the medication that he was taking was the reason for his impotence, excessive sweating, and heart palpitations.

Legal-Sized TV by Pointer of the Obvious November 5, 2008

legal alien 

A person born into this world, but who truly is not of this world and walks the earth doing his time until the mother ship calls him home.

Mark Phillips is a legal alien as he, being a captain in the battle of the sexes, walks the world not believing the atrocities that men bring upon themselves and one another and wishing nothing more than to be brought back to the mother ship.

legal alien by Marco Felipes December 24, 2007

legal limit 

referring to the legal limit of alcohol allowed in your body before being legally intoxicated and unable to drive. Most U.S. states this means .08%.
to put it into perspective, this means roughly 3 shots of 35% alcohol in one hour for a person weighing 120 LBS.

Sarah was pulled over by a cop on the parkway and after giving her a breathalyzer test he found she was guilty of driving under the influence and double the legal limit.

legal limit by yourjealousy February 6, 2007

Legal Harassment 

Getting sued to death after divorcing an extraordinarily wealthy pit bull. And it's perfectly legal.

Pit Bull: Have my children ready by 5.
Indigent divorcee: OK
Pit Bull's secretary @ 6:15: Mr. Bull is just concluding another hostile takeover; his ETA is now 6:30
Indigent divorcee: OK, but the kids are already famished. I will tide them over with some snacks.
Pit Bull finally shows @ 8:30: Bring me my children.
Indigent divorcee: I just tucked them in.... if you're quiet...
Pit Bull: YOU'RE REFUSING ME CONTACT WITH MY CHILDREN!! <kicks garbage can> I'M DOCUMENTING YOUR NONCOMPLIANCE & HAULING YOUR SORRY ASS BACK TO COURT!!
Indigent divorcee: That's legal harassment!
Pit Bull: So sue me. <grin>

Innocent children: Daddy! We waited all night for you!
Pit Bull: Mommy got a little confused again about the time...
Innocent children: Yeah, she made our friends go home really early and didn't feed us dinner until really late!

Legal Harassment by indigent divorcee January 6, 2012

legal glitch 

When a wealthy and powerful person’s sentence is vacated for one reason or another when a well-funded legal team ferrets out some previously unknown needle-in-a-haystack detail that successfully frees the guilty party.

Bill Cosby’s release from prison, barely three years into his term, is a prime example of someone getting their freedom back thanks to a legal glitch.

legal glitch by Dr Bunnygirl July 1, 2021