leg-sling shoulders

When a guys shoulders are just so fucking broad and perfect you want him to put your legs on his shoulders so he can fuck the fuck out of you

Luke Hemmings has perfect leg-sling shoulders

by Claire Hemmings February 15, 2014

liquid leg splitter

slang The Sapphire Salute - A very dry martini made from equal amounts of Bombay Sapphire Gin and Absolut Citron Vodka. Served up very cold, with a twist of lime.

When Mary took her first sip of the much anticipated offering, her spine tingled and she smiled saying, "Oh, this is smooth, a real liquid leg splitter."

by Lady Agatha January 11, 2008

Third Leg Salute

In military terms, a male erection. Usually used by veterans and serving members of the military to explain the tent in their camo pants.

I gave that lap dancer a third leg salute.

by DaErYn May 24, 2021

Leg Spin

The art of leg spin, a bowling technique used in the wonderful game of cricket. Seemed to be dying out until Australia produced Shane Warne, who is now the leading wicket taker in test cricket history. With the appearance of Warne on the scene, this helped leg-spin to become more popular but England still haven't produced an international class legspinner since Padgett.

The greatest delivery in cricket history, Shane Warne to Mike Gatting.

by Davey Ward July 23, 2005

Restless third-leg syndrome

1. The inability to control one's penis, and, therefore fucking everything in sight. Generally it is men who are afflicted with this disease.
2. An excuse whoring men give for being unfaithful.

"Baby, it's not my fault you caught me with the Maytag repair man in a 69! It's my Restless third-leg syndrome acting up".

by BaJinxy August 29, 2007

Boneless Leg Syndrome

The condition experienced by a female after extreme sex causing her legs to respond as if the have no bones or were made of jello. This usually requires being plastered motionless on whatever object or surface the deed was administered. This syndrome often includes a deep mindless gaze at an imaginary object 30 miles away. These symptoms have been known to last for days after exposure to the magic stick.

"Hey girl whats that bruise on your face? Did Jay pimp slap you for saying some stupid shit?" reply "No, he fucked the dog shit out of me last night and gave me Boneless Leg Syndrome. My stupid whore ass tried to stand up and busted my face on the dresser!"

by Electric Juston May 6, 2010

Open Leg Syndrome

Ailment suffered by women who can't keep their legs closed.

Stephanie suffers from Open Leg Syndrome.

by Gollum May 24, 2006