lay and stay

A relationship brought on by a sexual interaction which results in a child, forcing the couple to stay together for the child's benefit

"how did that girl end up with that guy?"
"that was from a lay and stay. they hooked up one night, and now have a baby"

by danv246 September 20, 2015

lay flat swag

when wearing a hanes lay flat colar t-shirt.

dude that kid has no bacon neck....ya i know he has lay flat swag

by csdefc January 21, 2011

Lay a snake

Laying down a nice smooth fart as you’re walking so that the smell slithers and lingers in air much like a fart snake.

Walking through Walmart on a Tuesday.

Joe Bloe: hey I swear I can smell the snake that lady squeezed out as she walked by with her cart.

Joseph blow: yeah dude I bet she did lay a snake as she walked by not giving a fuck

by AnalFan January 12, 2020

Lay off the sauce

Give up alcohol. It is usually said of someone who drinks too much.

You'd rather lay off the sauce, Jack, or else you'll soon count worms.

by Gunny Ad March 29, 2015

lay down or stay down

you either with us or you against us
produce by (state property)-the movie

by younghova June 25, 2003

Lay off the shrooms

Something that is said to somebody in jest when they make a statement that is so outrageous, it would seem that their mind has been affected by the use of the psychedelic drug.

Rob: i was listening to some slayer earlier \m/

Vince: yeah they're just alright. You know, they're okay.

Rob: You need to lay off the shrooms bro, you're trippin'. Slayer is fucking awesome!

by BigG845 October 1, 2017

lay all yo shit bare

Tell people everything you said in the past

If you don't shut up I'ma lay all yo shit bare

by Akeya Gamble November 12, 2017