Lauri Ylönen

Finnish for sex on legs. With feathers in his hair.

Lead singer for The Rasmus, wildly popular Finnish band; channels The Crow on a regular basis and writes brilliant lyrics.

"Look! It's Lauri Ylönen!" will generally distract any Finnish-metal-fangirl long enough for you to run away and purchase the latest Rasmus CD.

by Crispy01 December 11, 2005

lauri ylonen

Lead signer of a finnish band, The Rasmus (great band) and is also VERY HOT!

Lauri ylonen is the hottest dude on earth and the best signer

by therasmusmcr May 02, 2005

Laurie Anne

Back in the 1800's, Laurie Anne was a women in Belfast, who everyone looked up to, and admired. Someone who is beautiful, funny, talented and smart was usually concerned a "Laurie Anne"

Wow! that girl is so funny, smart & talented, shes such a Laurie Anne!

by rosieflynnnn December 27, 2009

Lauri Ylönen

A Feather-Black Contact-Razorblade Wearing, Crow Obsessed Guy From Finland That Just So Happens To Be The Lead Singer In The Band The Rasmus That Has A Kick Ass Voice, A Talent For Writing Lyrics, And (To Top it All Off) He's Really Hot... How Can You Complain?

And if it's so that you're talking shit behind my back
I'll let you know I can fight back in the cruelest way
So I'm asking for peace, If you know what that means

Say it again if you want to depress me
Say it again go ahead
I feel nothing

You wanna say something to me
Come and say something to me
What is wrong with you may I ask

by A_Light_In_The_Darkness July 24, 2004

Lauri Markkanen

When you’re just as tall as your team’s center, but you don’t play center.

Person 1: I’m just as tall as our teams center.
Person 2: Well that means you’re a Lauri Markkanen!

by RaptorsForLife17 June 23, 2019

Laurie jo

Laurie jo is that type of girl you do not want to hang out wit she is a hoe and an attention seeker . She will try to take your man. She can not fight was so ever even though she says she can. She will talk a lot of shit but never do anything she can’t handle her owns battles she will always have to get so one else to help her.Dont hang out with a Laurie jo

Dawson: OMG is that Laurie jo

Draven: Yeah she’s a big hoe

by Sistagirl18 May 30, 2019

Lauri Ylönen

the best rock group's lead singer, who likes black clothes and bird's feathers!!!! just - little lintu

WAKE UP - IT'S MADNESS..
from 'Into'

by Alise October 19, 2004