Laurensexual

When you like lauren so much you basically become unable to be attracted to anyone else anymore.

Oh my god. Shes so fit and sexy i must be laurensexual.

by yummytummyfuckmymummy January 30, 2023

Lablasexual

Lablasexual(s) People who claim to be Asexuals but either demonstrate that they aren't through their dialog (got confused because they sexual experiences were not like something out of a romance novel and thus assumed they were asexuals without thinking it through) or actions examples they clearly either actively indulge sexual experiences (with a toy or something). Often for attention and/or a desire to feel important or explain complicated things they are too stupid to understand and thus jump to conclusions

Person A: "Jane said shes an asexual because sex with her boyfriend sucks." Person B: "Nah he probably performed wrong shes a total lablasexual! She's just looking for attention why bother telling us? Not like any of us are looking to get with her"

by lingisticmaster March 29, 2024

Larpsexual

Refers to people who joke about loving men, usually femboys, without actually being into them whatsoever

Person 1: Hey twin, let's goon to femboys together twin.
Person 2: Shut your larpsexual ass up.

by retsuko67 February 21, 2026