Latativitis

A physiological disorder - where due to lack of male touch - you feel a giggle whenever a man touches you by mistakes.
Mostly occurs in female.

Lata was so devoid of male attention all her life - she started seeing symptoms of latativitis

by Eterno September 10, 2023

Lestat

Me

I, Lestat, am sick of people pronouncing my fucking name incorrectly.

by Lestat Vaughan October 11, 2003

Lactate

to excrete breastmilk. Lactation occurs in a postpardum woman after the birth of a child. Lactation continues until the child weans.
Breastmilk is not created in all women.
Only post-pardum women. While lactating, women do not ovulate, so lactation is also considered a method of birth control. However, it is not 100% reliable.
You cannot drink a woman's breastmilk unless she has recently had a child. And even so, she'd probably slap you if you tried. You wouldn't like it anyway.

A bunch of dumb virgins love to make their own sexual acts on UD, and a lot of them involved drinking "titty milk". However, if thse kids paid attention in school, they'd know that girls only lactate after the birth of a baby.

by lesharkattaque June 26, 2006

lactating turtle

an insult used to describe some one as either

#1 slow stupid man who would not get laid.

#2 fat man who wont get laid.

#3 man who tries to hard to get laid.

#4 fagot

or

#5 idiot who thinks hes smarter then he actually think

"hey bob"

"fuck you, you lactating turtle"

by dairon December 18, 2008

crack-a-lactating

A term used when adressing a friend who might have large or enlarged nipples.

Hey Sasha, whats "Crack-a-lactating big nippler?"
To which he would only reply in a snide way.

by josepueblo July 24, 2008

Lactate orgasm

The sensation, due to extremely strenuous exercise, when one's muscles temporarily stop burning and the entire limb starts pulsing in a rhythmical and sadistically pleasurable fashion.

"Oh man, I had a massive lactate orgasm in the last 500 of that ergo."

"I was bashing out 2x10 Miles on the bike and totally had a lactate orgasm in the second one."

by SkyWatchFarmer December 10, 2012

Lactation Station

As the word implies, a station where lactation occurs. In other words a chicks tits or nipples. Can be referred to animals breasts...

Jeez that milf has some nice lactation stations.

Fuck I want to suck them lactation stations dry!

by Lactationist May 26, 2008