lasterday

The time peroid that falls between yesterday and last week. Excelent for college students who don't have the capacity to remember what day it is.

Jess: Yell lost her phone lasterday.

by Jess's Drunk Ass October 16, 2007

baron lasers

The most epic Laser Baron that ever lived, he shoots lasers because he is Baron Lasers

Baron Lasers is a fad on YTMND

by BARON LASERS June 17, 2008

lasterbating

Masterbating so much that your dick falls off and that is your last time masterbating because your dick fell off

Jim: hey what were you doing last night?
Me: I was lasterbating.
Jim: Dude, your dick fell off?
Me: Yep.

by Vagina McNuggets September 23, 2012

laser focus

Intensely paying attention to a single object, concept, person, or activity to the exclusion of everything else.

She had such laser focus on a guy named Chad that she failed to realize that her best friend was in dire trouble.

by Zappoblappo November 26, 2013

LaserSharp

Literally the biggest boomer in all of UL. Honestly, LaserSharp is a stupid beaner and he should die. LaserSharp is one of the owners of ARP (Abnormally Red Piss) squad, which is filled with entitled faggots that think they're cool.

Ew, it's LaserSharp, let's kill him!

That kid seems pretty stupid, it must be LaserSharp.

by iFuckMyBrother24/7 September 16, 2019

laser pointer

A fun thing that you flash in peoples eyes causing blindness

by Anonymous August 31, 2003

lasers

coming from the title of Lupe Fiasco's upcoming album "Lasers" are the opposite of losers.

"Lasers shed light on injustice and inequality. Losers stand by and let things happen. Lasers act and shape their own destinies. Lasers find meaning and direction in the mysteries all around them. Lasers stand for love and compassion Lasers stand for peace. Lasers stand for progression. Lasers are revolutionary. Lasers are the future. We will not lose beause we are not losers, we are Lasers!"

by KPrinz July 3, 2009